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    gopherpuckfan:

    A-So how do you like working at Mogadishu International?
    B-Please tell me you don't go around on that little 3-wheeled Segway

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    1. The "Mog" isn't that bad. Most of the employees are nice, but it can be hard as hell to understand them.

    2. I've driven it twice (three times if you count the training class). I'm on the bike patrol unit though, so I'm usually using pedal power.

    For anyone that's wondering...my department just bought two T3 Motions. It's fun to ride, but I feel like a retard riding it cause we have to wear a helmet AND ADMIN HAS IT LIMITED TO 10MPH!!!!

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    It'll go up to 20mph, but you have to have the key to change it from "slow mode" to "fast mode". Admin won't give us the key.
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    One of your guys today, every time he'd drive by the camera phones would just start going off.


    Chief give you snow tires for your bike in winter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan View Post
    It'll go up to 20mph, but you have to have the key to change it from "slow mode" to "fast mode". Admin won't give us the key.
    Surely one of you knows how to bypass a key switch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterJasonMN View Post
    One of your guys today, every time he'd drive by the camera phones would just start going off.


    Chief give you snow tires for your bike in winter?
    We get a ton of compliments from the employees and traveling public. They're a great PR tool.

    Don't need snow tires in the terminal

    I'm usually only stationed inside once every 3-4 days or so from 0300-0630. The rest of the time is out in a squad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Surely one of you knows how to bypass a key switch...
    They're brand new, so no one has the courage to mess with 'em. There are a few guys that I'm sure would be able to rig up a bypass for us.
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    Whoever he is just zipped by again. I think the last name starts with a "C".

    I was hoping I'd bump into you or Sgt. E so i could borrow $20 to eat hahaha

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    Have you talked to the airline to get a food voucher? The delay is their problem, so they might oblige you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan View Post
    Have you talked to the airline to get a food voucher? The delay is their problem, so they might oblige you.

    Already tried. American told me to go fuck myself since the orginal delay was "Weather Related". "Ooooh, we're not responsible for weather related problems!"

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    Just a heads up...


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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Just a heads up...

    LOL!

    I'm going to rely on *my* method, though:
    If no cab drivers show up to work one day, I figure it's going to be a bad day
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    It's weird. I have NEVER had a problem with TSA. Anywhere. I simply follow the rules, I get right through.


    In SFO yesterday they had some guy in a wheelchair (two prosthetic legs) and they were giving him the fully body patdown and the explosives on hands test.

    I might have made a snarky comment at that one.

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    HER attitude.

    And no, I didn't. I didn't want be on the floor screamin "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterJasonMN View Post
    HER attitude.

    And no, I didn't. I didn't want be on the floor screamin "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!"
    Good choice We haven't had a good tazing in a few months, so I'm sure our guys would have been ready to go
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    Mr. Segway was right behind me the one time.

    One of your two-wheeled compatriots (40s, lighter hair, 'stache) has been by a few times.

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    I figured if I did anything, as long as I can run faster than 10mph + 25' I'd be clear of the Taser.

 

 
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