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    Breaking news...I found out Jenna's identity

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    Oh my HELL... I couldn't even make it all the way through that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Oh my HELL... I couldn't even make it all the way through that!
    +1

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    Mickey and Judy, please phone home!
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    Oh my...I felt embarrassed for her after watching that mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Oh my HELL... I couldn't even make it all the way through that!
    I concur. Ouch!!
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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    I just wasted 2mins.53 seconds of my life. I want them back!
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    OMG.....that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. the funny thing is, she had to go through rehersal and still no one told her it was bad. All she needs now is a pink sheep outfit.

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    In my best sheep voice.....that was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!
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    I think a dog started howling somewhere in protest.....
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Hey I practiced day and night to get that performance right!

 

 

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