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10-16-07, 07:02 PM #1
Breaking news...I found out Jenna's identityWise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
10-16-07, 07:45 PM #2
Oh my HELL... I couldn't even make it all the way through that!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
10-16-07, 09:10 PM #3Corporal
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10-16-07, 09:46 PM #4
Mickey and Judy, please phone home!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
10-16-07, 10:56 PM #5
Where's the gong when you need it?"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
10-16-07, 11:07 PM #6
Ow my ears!
10-16-07, 11:39 PM #7
Oh my...I felt embarrassed for her after watching that mess.Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
10-17-07, 01:39 AM #8
10-17-07, 02:15 AM #9
anyone seen my lunch, I think I lost it.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
10-17-07, 07:45 AM #10
I just wasted 2mins.53 seconds of my life. I want them back!To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
10-17-07, 07:50 AM #11
OMG.....that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. the funny thing is, she had to go through rehersal and still no one told her it was bad. All she needs now is a pink sheep outfit.
10-17-07, 08:30 AM #12
In my best sheep voice.....that was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]
10-17-07, 08:32 AM #13
I think a dog started howling somewhere in protest.....Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
10-17-07, 01:21 PM #14
Hey I practiced day and night to get that performance right!
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