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    Thumbs up 10 things I think I think

    1. I learned more about Jenna last night than a lot of people on this site know probably about her.

    2. Term is a funny dude.

    3. I am not "Cheech".

    4. three police officers shot in Vegas in a gun battle doesn't make national news but an officer shot in the vest during a vehicle stop with robbery suspects on the East coast does?

    5. Rookie cops like me have a lot to learn.

    6. Most Americans are sheep....and like it that way.

    7. Ankle tattoos on guys aren't feminine.

    8. LEF is way better than O.com.

    9. I need more positive reps, cause right now I have none.

    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination.

    That is all for now.

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    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination.

    they do if:
    1. they don't know you're a cop, (tell her you're a fireman)
    2. you call yourself "term" instead of your real name
    3. she lives and works in a city not yours
    4. she only has the number to your pager



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    Quote Originally Posted by pc830cop View Post
    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination.

    they do if:
    1. they don't know you're a cop, (tell her you're a fireman)
    2. you call yourself "term" instead of your real name
    3. she lives and works in a city not yours
    4. she only has the number to your pager

    I think saying I'm Term would scare them off. Term will know what I mean. Most girls can't "handle" him if you know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    1. I learned more about Jenna last night than a lot of people on this site know probably about her.
    Like they say in Vegas--what happens in chat stays in chat!

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    1. I learned more about Jenna last night than a lot of people on this site know probably about her. I have had late night phone sex with her.

    2. Term is a funny dude. I have had late night buttsecks with him

    3. I am not "Cheech". Cheech is my cousin.

    4. three police officers shot in Vegas in a gun battle doesn't make national news but an officer shot in the vest during a vehicle stop with robbery suspects on the East coast does? I hope the officers are ok and make a speedy recovery!!!

    5. Rookie cops like me have a lot to learn. You should never stop learning weather you have 1 day, 1 year, or 10 years on, if you stop learning you should retire

    6. Most Americans are sheep....and like it that way. Yes they are!!

    7. Ankle tattoos on guys aren't feminine. Sorry I must digress with you on that one LMAO!!!

    8. LEF is way better than O.com. YES IT IS AND WE HAVE MORE BUTTSECKS!!!!

    9. I need more positive reps, cause right now I have none. I'll hook you up.

    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination. Yes but they like buttsecks more and you could just follow pc830cop's excellent advice!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    6. Most Americans are sheep....and like it that way.


    I'm the one in the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    I'm the one in the middle.
    You ever have problems sleeping at night? I mean, counting sheep and all, how's that work when your number comes up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Like they say in Vegas--what happens in chat stays in chat!
    Don't worry Jenna...I won't say nuthin...Promise

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    7. Ankle tattoos on guys aren't feminine.

    No, but they are Ghey.
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    Hahahaaaa You're ridiculous!!! I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    I'm the one in the middle.
    LMAO Jenna!
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    Jenna..........your the one in the middle?????




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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    I think saying I'm Term would scare them off. Term will know what I mean. Most girls can't "handle" him if you know what I mean.
    Are you saying, "there's not enough to handle"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination.
    Thats funny because I went to college/skills with a girls that was a stripper. She claims that the backgrounders won't find out that she was a stripper?!?! And she doesnt have a job in LE, I wonder why...

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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    1. I learned more about Jenna last night than a lot of people on this site know probably about her.

    7. Ankle tattoos on guys aren't feminine.

    10. Cops and strippers are a bad combination.
    Wrong. (She just wants you to think that.)

    Wrong.

    And way wrong.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    Jenna..........your the one in the middle?????

    OMG I do know you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Remember that time a few years ago??? When we were alone in the pasture around midnight????

    ohhhhh........................ .............. ahhh.......................... ...

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    What happens in the pasture stays in the pasture!


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    Where did you get the picture of my cousin Bubba and his wife Betty Sue????
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    Quote Originally Posted by abelism View Post
    3. I am not "Cheech".
    Thats the one I was worried about.
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