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10-24-07, 10:54 AM #1
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It's my wifes birthday,,,Ladies, would this do?
And not you Ghey ladies either! The real ones.
Wrote her a poem and got her a 1 hour full body massage, steam treatment and a 1 hour facial treatment. (and no, not the ones you boys are thinking of. Damn perverts) Think I'm gonna have flowers delivered to her work too.
My Wife
With all our trouble
With all our strife
Never forget you are my wife
Life isn’t daisy’s
Life isn’t roses
But never forget that you are chosen
I have you with me because of desire
I have you with me because of love
I love you and you are above
Above all others in my life
Never forget you are my wife
Happy Birthday!!
Love, Daniel
Well....would that work?Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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10-24-07, 10:59 AM #21*girl Guest
Why are you yelling?
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10-24-07, 11:00 AM #3
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Lovely poem, very sincere. Happy birthday to your wife.
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10-24-07, 11:01 AM #4
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Two things...
One- I think that whole package is great, man. She should be happy. If she is not, I could use a massage.
Two- Who is Daniel?And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-24-07, 11:04 AM #5
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If someone wrote a poem for me it would make me melt, that's a wonderful gift that you're giving her. The spa services and flowers are like icing on the cake. Mrs. Lewisipso is very lucky - happy birthday to her.
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10-24-07, 11:04 AM #6
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Originally Posted by conalabu
His buttsecks friendDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-07, 11:05 AM #7
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Ha ha. Sorry. Thats the way it posted when I copied it from my word processor program. Trying to fix it. Connection is slow today. Originally Posted by 1*girl
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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10-24-07, 11:12 AM #8
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See! Those damn ghey ladies! Just can't mind their business. Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Daniel is actually my middle name. It's that Southern thing.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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10-24-07, 11:15 AM #9
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Originally Posted by conalabu
You have to get in line. I'm a busy man.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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10-24-07, 11:17 AM #10
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I fixed the font for you..
BTW. I don't know who came with the rule that having large font means you're yelling, but that has to be the dumbest rule ever and childish!Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-07, 11:17 AM #11
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Haha, that is so wrong. Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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10-24-07, 11:19 AM #12
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Thank you very much. Air card is running slow. Damn AT&T.
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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10-24-07, 11:21 AM #13
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So where are my reps! Originally Posted by Buttercup
Haha, that is so wrong.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-07, 11:21 AM #14
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I think I am going to vomit...
Give up everything even resembling a man-card...
oh, and give this card up too...
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10-24-07, 11:23 AM #15
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I can't give you any more just yet. Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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10-24-07, 11:24 AM #16
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to countybear again. Originally Posted by countybear
I think I am going to vomit...
Give up everything even resembling a man-card...
oh, and give this card up too...
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-07, 11:25 AM #17
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Originally Posted by Buttercup
I can't give you any more just yet.
and why is that?Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-07, 11:25 AM #18
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Jealous! Originally Posted by countybear
I think I am going to vomit...
Give up everything even resembling a man-card...
oh, and give this card up too...
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10-24-07, 11:27 AM #19
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I dunno... I'm not the "mushy" kind of girl... to me... flowers die... I want something that I can keep as a reminder
I think as long as the massage place doesn't have a neon sign in the window you are good to go
(Granted, I have been single for long time.. so I don't know if my opinion counts)
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10-24-07, 11:29 AM #20
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Got for both of us... I almost lost my choked on my cheerios when I read it! Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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