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    Happened about 2 weeks ago or better but my bluetooth has been wacked out.
    Damn thing crawled under someones carport and they called us.
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    We were taking it for a walk.
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    Hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImBored View Post
    Did you name him yet?
    Yeah, "Boots"
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    Actually hes a handbag, 2 belts and a gumbo now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Actually hes a handbag, 2 belts and a gumbo now.
    And you didn't share the gumbo
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    He dont look so bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    He dont look so bad
    Just be careful trying to pet him.

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    It was the funniest shit I have seen in a while. Lewis was sneaking around the vehicle under the carport trying to get a good picture of it and the old woman opens the door and starts asking where it was, in her ' I am talking loud because I am old and can't hear so I will scream voice '. Lew wasn't but maybe 2 feet away from it when it started to hiss and move around.
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    Yeah and I can still move for 40.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Just be careful trying to pet him.

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    I hear if you roll them over on their back and rub their belly you can hipnotize them....................or was that lobster????
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    We chase those creatures down here too.

    One day we had one in the street and it had been hit by a car. They send another deputy out to remove it from the road if it was dead and if alive to let disptach know so they could call a trapper out. Well, ex401mp and I show up to block traffic for poor deputy. He isn't sure if it is alive or not...but he doesn't want to take a chance to get real close if he doesn't have to in case the alligator jumps up and eats him or something. So, said deputy decided to try and stretch out his leg and bump it with his foot a few times..and the poor thing doesn't move. So said deputy gets brave even though you could tell he still wasn't sure about the status of the gator and is going to grab the tail and drag it off the road. As soon as he grabbed the tail, ex401mp hit his air horn and the poor deputy must have jumped about 10 feet in the air. I laughed so damn hard..tears were flowing down my face. No wonder people get worried when we work together...
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    In MN we just deal with deer and cows on the road.


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    There is a lake at the end of one of our airport runways that several of those suckers call home.

    About two weeks ago, three of them decided to get out of the lake and sun themselves near the end of our main runway. (ON THE RUNWAY!)

    One of 'em was the big one - about a 14 footer - the grandaddy of the bunch I guess. Now we have passenger flights inbound, and since that 14 footer would make one helluva speed bump on the runway, the ATC guys had to orbit a couple of aircraft while the airport operations folks went out there to scoot 'em off the runway and back to the lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    We chase those creatures down here too.

    One day we had one in the street and it had been hit by a car. They send another deputy out to remove it from the road if it was dead and if alive to let disptach know so they could call a trapper out. Well, ex401mp and I show up to block traffic for poor deputy. He isn't sure if it is alive or not...but he doesn't want to take a chance to get real close if he doesn't have to in case the alligator jumps up and eats him or something. So, said deputy decided to try and stretch out his leg and bump it with his foot a few times..and the poor thing doesn't move. So said deputy gets brave even though you could tell he still wasn't sure about the status of the gator and is going to grab the tail and drag it off the road. As soon as he grabbed the tail, ex401mp hit his air horn and the poor deputy must have jumped about 10 feet in the air. I laughed so damn hard..tears were flowing down my face. No wonder people get worried when we work together...
    HAHAHA I got caught laughing at work on that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Actually hes a handbag, 2 belts and a gumbo now.

    Nor offer a handbag

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    That reminds me of that Cops episode where one of those damn things almost took the Officer's hand off! I'm glad we don't have those critters around here...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    There is a lake at the end of one of our airport runways that several of those suckers call home.

    About two weeks ago, three of them decided to get out of the lake and sun themselves near the end of our main runway. (ON THE RUNWAY!)

    One of 'em was the big one - about a 14 footer - the grandaddy of the bunch I guess. Now we have passenger flights inbound, and since that 14 footer would make one helluva speed bump on the runway, the ATC guys had to orbit a couple of aircraft while the airport operations folks went out there to scoot 'em off the runway and back to the lake.

    Who says airport security is dull?
    I can only hope the pilots got to announce the reason for the delay. "Well folks, looks like we'll be circling for a few, they've got to move a gator off the runway. If they didn't, the next few flights would be having "chicken" for the in-flight meal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    We chase those creatures down here too.

    One day we had one in the street and it had been hit by a car. They send another deputy out to remove it from the road if it was dead and if alive to let disptach know so they could call a trapper out. Well, ex401mp and I show up to block traffic for poor deputy. He isn't sure if it is alive or not...but he doesn't want to take a chance to get real close if he doesn't have to in case the alligator jumps up and eats him or something. So, said deputy decided to try and stretch out his leg and bump it with his foot a few times..and the poor thing doesn't move. So said deputy gets brave even though you could tell he still wasn't sure about the status of the gator and is going to grab the tail and drag it off the road. As soon as he grabbed the tail, ex401mp hit his air horn and the poor deputy must have jumped about 10 feet in the air. I laughed so damn hard..tears were flowing down my face. No wonder people get worried when we work together...

 

 
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