FYI

[BEK]

November is also known as

• Aviation History Month
• Child Safety Protection Month
• International Drum Month
• National Adoption Awareness Month
• National Epilepsy Month
• National Model Railroad Month
• Native American Heritage Month
• Peanut Butter Lovers Month
• Real Jewelry Month
• National Sleep Comfort Month

So swing by our vendors and pick up a gift for that special someone in your life to celebrate

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[Virginian]

National Adoption Awareness Month

Oh... in that case - Brad, you were adopted. I'm your father. I'm ashamed to say that, at my young age, I didn't want the responsibility of raising a hermaphrodite. I'm so sorry for abandoning you. I just want you to know it wasn't that I didn't care about you, I just couldn't stand to look at you. Seriously, it was revolting. All I could think about was how at some point down the road you were going to start asking questions that would make me uncomfortable, and I hate awkward moments like that. Soooo... I dropped you off at a police station, and they passed you around to several homes until you finally ended up with your "parents." Please thank them for caring for you all these years.

ps - if you want back-pay for all those years of missed allowance, you'll have to sue your mom, I'm broke. Contact The Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club and ask for "Scabby Susan."

[rob84]

Oh... in that case - Brad, you were adopted. I'm your father. I'm ashamed to say that, at my young age, I didn't want the responsibility of raising a hermaphrodite. I'm so sorry for abandoning you. I just want you to know it wasn't that I didn't care about you, I just couldn't stand to look at you. Seriously, it was revolting. All I could think about was how at some point down the road you were going to start asking questions that would make me uncomfortable, and I hate awkward moments like that. Soooo... I dropped you off at a police station, and they passed you around to several homes until you finally ended up with your "parents." Please thank them for caring for you all these years.

ps - if you want back-pay for all those years of missed allowance, you'll have to sue your mom, I'm broke. Contact The Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club and ask for "Scabby Susan."

Don't try to act like you threw out the money for "scabby susan" . Beans, trust me, he only had a few bucks that day, so he had to settle for "Clamy Kathy" It's ok bro, we all have had to take one for the team

[Virginian]

I paid nothing! My friend gave me the roofies for free!

[Car 4]

All right you bastards......the politically correct term is "Sexually Ambiguous Genitalia" You know, just like Jamie Lee Curtis. So lets have a little more decorum around here when bashing a fellow LEF member.

Car 4

[Virginian]

All right you bastards......the politically correct term is "Sexually Ambiguous Genitalia" You know, just like Jamie Lee Curtis. So lets have a little more decorum around here when bashing a fellow LEF member.

Car 4

The doctor used the term "intersexed" and I used the terms "Holy crap!" and "adoption" immediately after I figured out what he meant. It was the happiest day of my life. Once I dumped the freak, I mean.

[PapaBear]

Oh... in that case - Brad, you were adopted. I'm your father. I'm ashamed to say that, at my young age, I didn't want the responsibility of raising a hermaphrodite. I'm so sorry for abandoning you. I just want you to know it wasn't that I didn't care about you, I just couldn't stand to look at you. Seriously, it was revolting. All I could think about was how at some point down the road you were going to start asking questions that would make me uncomfortable, and I hate awkward moments like that. Soooo... I dropped you off at a police station, and they passed you around to several homes until you finally ended up with your "parents." Please thank them for caring for you all these years.

ps - if you want back-pay for all those years of missed allowance, you'll have to sue your mom, I'm broke. Contact The Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club and ask for "Scabby Susan."

Oh, so that means you and you baby mama was brother and sister, right?

[rob84]

This thread is great!!

So then, beans, I guess the question is, can you.....well, ya know........have intercourse with yourself? This is a public forum, so I had to lighten the question up, just a little.

[rob84]

All right you bastards......the politically correct term is "Sexually Ambiguous Genitalia" You know, just like Jamie Lee Curtis. So lets have a little more decorum around here when bashing a fellow LEF member.

Car 4

Fine..........fart face

[Morris]

Mmmmmmm, peanut butter.