Michigan-OSU Football

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 07:36 PM

GO BLUE!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHuW9070N7g

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 07:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha6roJfoGjc

OH..............IO

**Ender** · 11-16-07, 07:44 PM

i normally won't root for an Ohio team, but being a Michigan State fan i always root for anybody playing U of M :P :P :P

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 07:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0zXURacXEo

We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan....the whole state of Michigan....

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 08:07 PM

OhhowIhateOhioState

GO BLUE!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ONbU1aituE

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ender

i normally won't root for an Ohio team, but being a Michigan State fan i always root for anybody playing U of M :P :P :P

Traitor!!

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

OhhowIhateOhioState

GO BLUE!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ONbU1aituE

And such a great testament to UofM's education....where it says Michigan has "Fallin" to Ohio State. Nice try ma'am...keep looking!

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge113

And such a great testament to UofM's education....where it says Michigan has "Fallin" to Ohio State. Nice try ma'am...keep looking!

Since you're an OSU fan, I didn't think you'd notice that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPhRKXhO_o

**sweetpea** · 11-16-07, 08:31 PM

GO BUCKEYE'S

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 08:35 PM

Get out your box of tissues boys and girls...sit down and have yourselves a good long cry.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5JPe...eature=related

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 08:51 PM

Haha, okay - that was a good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ZDpQq7tmo&NR=1

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 09:01 PM

Yet again...another in the "L" Column.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSv45Qp9Heo

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 09:01 PM

What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
Would you like fries with that.

How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus?
Take 23 south until you smell it, then east until you step in it.

What’s the difference between OSU and OJ?
O.J. wins the big ones.

How do you make Buckeye cookies?
Put them in a bowl and beat them for about 3 hours.

How do you get an OSU grad of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Why do OSU fans always wear hats to the game?
So they know which end to wipe.

What do you get when you have 32 Buckeyes in a room?
A full set of teeth.

What do you get when you have 50 Buckeyes in a room?
An AA meeting.

Three OSU students are in a car, who is driving?
A Cop.

What’s the difference between an OSU grad and a bag of crap?
The bag.

What do you a Buckeye in a suit?
The defendant.

What do OSU and UM quarterbacks have in common?
They usually throw to the guy in blue.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented by an OSU grad?
If a UM grad had invented it, it would be called a teethbrush.

How can you tell that it’s homecoming weekend at OSU?
Janitors across the nation ask for the weekend off.

How can you break a Buckeye’s finger?
Kick him in the butt.

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 09:03 PM

And even our four legged friends know who's superior. Take it from K-9 Max's partner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4-JXj4muas

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 09:05 PM

I can go one for one for you until the game's over dear....and those blue and yellow shirts are being used to wipe up tears and snot.....

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for the Michigan Wolverines, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 09:15 PM

We'll see which jerseys will be used to wipe up tears. It's going to be a long drive back to Columbus tomorrow.

An Ohio State football player was nearly killed in a horrible horseback riding accident. He was thrown off the horse and almost got trampled. Thank God the K-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.

**iso607** · 11-16-07, 09:19 PM

Not a big fan of either team, but I just thought this video was funny as hell. Sorry OSU fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prTdlH2TN0M

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 09:22 PM

We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious maze & blow "M" on his shirt. We swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest and turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

**Buttercup** · 11-16-07, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by iso607

Not a big fan of either team, but I just thought this video was funny as hell. Sorry OSU fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prTdlH2TN0M

Hahaha!

**Pudge** · 11-16-07, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by iso607

Not a big fan of either team, but I just thought this video was funny as hell. Sorry OSU fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prTdlH2TN0M

HAHAHAHA.....that was funny.

A grade school teacher who was an UM graduate asked the class if they wanted Michigan to win the game. All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. The teacher asked the little girl why she didn't raise her hand. The little girl replied "because I like Ohio State". Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. The little girl said “because my parents root for Ohio State. The teacher asked the little girl if she copied everything her parents did and the little girl replied "yep". The teacher asked "what if your parents were idiots" and the little girl replied "well then we would be Michigan fans".