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    Illiy is offline Corporal
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    Come backs for the ladies!

    Here ya go, ladies...the come-backs you've always needed

    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


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    Ender is offline Three Sheets...
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    for the men: don't use lines, and you won't get these comebacks






















    chloroform works SO much better :P

 

 

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