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11-24-07, 10:19 AM #1
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11 Secrets Most Men Keep...
How true are they guys???
The Latest in Love & Dating News:
The 11 Secrets Most Men Keep
Posted: 2007-09-27 17:32:13
You may think you know your husband better than anyone, but chances are he has at least one ''don't-tell-the-wife'' secret -- and he may have 11 of them!
Men get smarter as they age. While a younger man might think being honest is always the best policy, he quickly learns that some things are best kept secret the first time he confesses to his girlfriend that yes, he was watching that pretty young thing in the bikini wash her car.
Men Aren't the Only Ones
Women are known for keeping things close to the vest. But what are the things she's been hiding from you? Find out! The Secrets Women Keep
Magazine writer and editor Ty Wenger revealed in Redbook what every woman wants to know: What secrets is her husband keeping from her?
Although men who tell too many lies and keep too many secrets risk souring a relationship from lack of trust, some of the more innocuous lies are told and secrets are kept to keep the peace. That is the kind of secret Wenger is revealing. And ladies, some of these secrets will melt your heart and make you so happy you married the man you did.
Eleven secrets most men keep, including your husband:
1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean he wants to leave you.
2. He actually does play golf to get away from you.
3. He is unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after he has made one to you.
4. Earning money makes him feel important.
5. Though he often protests, he actually enjoys fixing things around the house.
6. He likes it when you mother him, but he's terrified that you'll become your mother.
7. Every year he loves you more.
8. He really doesn't understand what you're talking about when you discuss "issues" in your relationship. It makes no sense at all to him -- even though he will nod in agreement and apparent understanding.
9. He is terrified when you drive.
10. He'll always wish he was 25 again.
11. Give him an inch and he'll give you a lifetime. Translation: Let him be a dumb guy and play poker with his buddies or go on vacation alone, and he'll love you forever for that.
"And that's the truth," insists Wegner.
(Source: Redbook)
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11-24-07, 11:41 AM #2
This is hogwash
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11-24-07, 11:46 AM #3\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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11-24-07, 11:51 AM #4
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11-24-07, 01:26 PM #5Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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11-24-07, 01:39 PM #6
9. He is terrified when you drive.
I don't know... this one is true.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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11-24-07, 02:33 PM #7
I don't know.....separate vacations AND falling in lust??? Sounds interesting.
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11-24-07, 04:07 PM #8
1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean he wants to leave you. Nope.
2. He actually does play golf to get away from you. Nope. I stopped playing because I was away from the house to much.
3. He is unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after he has made one to you. Nope.
4. Earning money makes him feel important. Nope.
5. Though he often protests, he actually enjoys fixing things around the house. Nope. I am not mechanically inclined at all.
6. He likes it when you mother him, but he's terrified that you'll become your mother. Hell no.
7. Every year he loves you more. Ah ha. Yep.
8. He really doesn't understand what you're talking about when you discuss "issues" in your relationship. It makes no sense at all to him -- even though he will nod in agreement and apparent understanding. I understand completely. But I rarely agree.
9. He is terrified when you drive. Nope. (cause I taught her)
10. He'll always wish he was 25 again. Never.
11. Give him an inch and he'll give you a lifetime. Translation: Let him be a dumb guy and play poker with his buddies or go on vacation alone, and he'll love you forever for that.
I don't play poker and vacationing alone is a bummer. The best vacation I ever had was with my wife in the Bahamas.
This is a bust.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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11-24-07, 04:17 PM #9
12. He is actually a Mafia capo rather than a waste management engineer.
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11-24-07, 04:20 PM #10
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11-24-07, 06:01 PM #11dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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11-24-07, 06:31 PM #12
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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11-24-07, 08:36 PM #13PeterJasonMN Guest
1-No. You can be replaced.
2-True. And its why I go to work, hang out w/my friends and do other stuff.
3-I refuse to marry (unless it's Jessica Biel)
4-Earning money makes me feel like I have money
5-I have zero handyman skills
6-Semi-true
7-Not exactly
8-Correct
9-HELL YES
10-25 no. 21 or so, yeah
11-What a bunch of whiney Sex & The City crap that is
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11-24-07, 08:38 PM #14
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
https://twitter.com/RESIDENTSMARTAS

A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON

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