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    S E X

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

    This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.



    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

    This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.



    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

    This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.



    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

    This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."



    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex

    Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)



    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

    This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.



    And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.



    Please do not reply to tell me what stage you are in. !
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    My stage isn't up there **shrugs**

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    I checked with Dapples ,(just to be sure),and she said if I responded to this thread ,I would DEFINATELY,be in class 4,Sorry

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    Home Depot Sex.

    Due to lack of local experts or high costs, I have to do it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterJasonMN View Post
    Home Depot Sex.

    Due to lack of local experts or high costs, I have to do it myself.



    MrDucky works at HD!!! So he gets to tell people how to do it right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterJasonMN View Post
    Home Depot Sex.

    Due to lack of local experts or high costs, I have to do it myself.
    LOL!
    The views expressed in the above post are the sole opinion of the author and do not reflect any official position by the author's employer and/or municipality.

 

 

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