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    Think Before You Speak Got Me Thinking

    Ever have a moment where you did that? If so what was it...

    Here is one of mine.. yeah I did say one...

    Paul and I were in Subway ordering sandwiches for dinner one night. The place was pretty busy and the lady asked me if I wanted a whole sub or a half of sub. I said nice and clear with out thinking...

    "I'm not into those big things" while pointing at the big subs....

    Paul was so embarassed while everyone was laughing we had to leave the store without our food.


    so what is one of your moments you wished you thought before you spoke?

    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Probably half my posts on LEF.

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    I know exactly how it feels to wish you could take back the words! Many years ago I went to our local butcher to get some steaks, but the steaks were all bright red in colour, so I asked him if he had any darker, older steaks because......... wait for it ................."I like my meat well hung!"
    WTF I nearly died on the spot with embarrassment while they convulsed with laughter.
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

 

 

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