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Thread: Mistress, May I have A Raise?
11-30-07, 03:41 PM #1
Mistress, May I have A Raise?
The Maid asked for a raise:
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why
do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an
increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]
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