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    Talking NO SUCH THING..............

    AS A STUPID QUESTION.

    Yup, we've all heard it. Hell, some of used to believe it. There are still one or two, who may still stand by this mantra.

    For those couple of holdouts BIG SEXY is here to tell you, not only is there such a thing as a stupid question. But there is such a thing as a stupid person, asking a stupid question.

    BIG knows, BIG knows. You want to believe so badly, that the stupid question doesn't exists. It's been ingrained into your psyche since the academy. Your instructors would solicit questions and to lessen you feeling like an ass, they'd preface it with, "There is no such thing as a stupid question. The only stupid question, is the question that is not asked".

    But BIG is here to tell you, after joining this site and perusing the "Ask-A-COP" section, man, there are some stupid questions asked.

    Mind you, BIG knows some are asked innocently enough, for some are naive to our world. But the others..................the others..................they'r e just plain stupid!!

    Put it this way. If you insist and believe in your heart, there is no such thing as a stupid question. Then BIG will have to counter, "Well if there is no such thing as a stupid question, then there sure are a lot of dumb @$$ ones".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    AS A STUPID QUESTION.

    Yup, we've all heard it. Hell, some of used to believe it. There are still one or two, who may still stand by this mantra.

    For those couple of holdouts BIG SEXY is here to tell you, not only is there such a thing as a stupid question. But there is such a thing as a stupid person, asking a stupid question.

    BIG knows, BIG knows. You want to believe so badly, that the stupid question doesn't exists. It's been ingrained into your psyche since the academy. Your instructors would solicit questions and to lessen you feeling like an ass, they'd preface it with, "There is no such thing as a stupid question. The only stupid question, is the question that is not asked".

    But BIG is here to tell you, after joining this site and perusing the "Ask-A-COP" section, man, there are some stupid questions asked.

    Mind you, BIG knows some are asked innocently enough, for some are naive to our world. But the others..................the others..................they'r e just plain stupid!!

    Put it this way. If you insist and believe in your heart, there is no such thing as a stupid question. Then BIG will have to counter, "Well if there is no such thing as a stupid question, then there sure are a lot of dumb @$$ ones".

    They are only stupid to you because you know everything. For those of us with out your all knowing wisdom some of those questions are not so stupid. If we all had you wisdom then there would be no need to ask questions, we would all just know everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    They are only stupid to you because you know everything. For those of us with out your all knowing wisdom some of those questions are not so stupid. If we all had you wisdom then there would be no need to ask questions, we would all just know everything.
    Well, all things considered, who is BIG to disagree. Thank you for the insightful and sincere compliment Reca.
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    Now if Reca could figure out how to talk and sound so cool like Big Sexy, Reca could be one step closer to being as smart as Big Sexy.

    Reca doubts it but it is worth a try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Now if Reca could figure out how to talk and sound so cool like Big Sexy, Reca could be one step closer to being as smart as Big Sexy.

    Reca doubts it but it is worth a try.
    Obviously you can try, there is no dishonor in doing such. But has you have already brought to BIG's attention, the attempt may prove futile.

    There fore, perhaps all would be best served, if you played your position and allow BIG to play his.

    Then and only then can we rest assured that everyone not only knows their individual roles, but play them to the extent allowable.

    Once again, BIG SEXY is awed to hear the admiration you express towards his sexiness.
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    Once again you are correct. It is better for all for Reca to stay Reca and Big to stay Big. The last time I tried to imitate Big Sexy they sent me to the hospital and now I have to take these little pills. I now have to see a quack twice a month and every time I refer to myself by name I have to take this rubber band that is around my wrist and pull it as far away from my arm and let it go.

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    Big Sexy Feel free to use the rubber band treatment if you feel it would help you!


    And that advice is free of charge simply because I like you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Once again you are correct. It is better for all for Reca to stay Reca and Big to stay Big. The last time I tried to imitate Big Sexy they sent me to the hospital and now I have to take these little pills. I now have to see a quack twice a month and every time I refer to myself by name I have to take this rubber band that is around my wrist and pull it as far away from my arm and let it go.
    Those pills don't happen to be blue, do they?? Actually, that is immaterial, unless you are taking little blue pills, what is material is, that you get better.

    The mental acrobatics involved with trying to get into the mind of BIG SEXY, will leave the most astute academic, babbling like a newborn, whilst rocking themselves back and forth for peace of mind.

    BIG does however, commend you for the attempt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Big Sexy Feel free to use the rubber band treatment if you feel it would help you!


    And that advice is free of charge simply because I like you!
    Ah, it is so refreshing to be liked for once.

    As far as the rubber-band therapy, BIG may have to try it. But only when he has aspirations or should he say delusions, of becoming you, Reca.
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    Big you should not try to become anyone but you. You have to pick the one voice in your head that you like the most and go with it.

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    Yeah, but the more voices there are, the more entertaining the conversations.
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    Big,

    Don't make us Bigs look bad...
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Big,

    Don't make us Bigs look bad...
    BIG SEXY is nothing, if not always, sometimes, on occasion, never, ever professional.

    But at a minimum, BIG SEXY will strive to infrequently present us "BIG's" in nothing but a positively negative light.

    Almost always, never.
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    Wow my brain hurts from reading all the third person speak!!!
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

    The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Wow my brain hurts from reading all the third person speak!!!

    Well this thread just saved you thousands. Now you don't have to go to a doctor to find out if you had a brain. Just like your doctor we charge a $10 co-pay so just forward it to our pay-pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Wow my brain hurts from reading all the third person speak!!!
    Not as much as BIG's from reading your TECS II entries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Well this thread just saved you thousands. Now you don't have to go to a doctor to find out if you had a brain. Just like your doctor we charge a $10 co-pay so just forward it to our pay-pal.
    You heard the man, now pay the man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    Not as much as BIG's from reading your TECS II entries.
    All 764 of them???
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    All this talk of sexyness has bufford desiring to admire himself in the mirror.
    The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.



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    after reading all this i think Reca and Big Sexy just have to find a room to themselves

    boomachickabowwow

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 
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