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    Psychoanalyze Yourself

    Hum....I'm bored what can I say...

    Psychoanalyze Yourself; Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating! )

    This is pretty cool!

    1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
    "new guy"

    2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
    Wolf

    3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
    Stare at each other

    4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
    Really big

    5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
    sure a white one

    6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining
    table , what is on it?
    A table runner

    7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
    blown glass?

    8. What do you do with the cup?
    Put it away...

    9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at
    a body of water, what is it?
    A big lake...

    10. How will you cross the water?
    ...boat

    After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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    The ANSWERS

    1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

    2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

    3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

    4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

    5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

    6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

    7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

    8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

    9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

    10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

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    For #9 I answered: an ocean. Just something to think about.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    For #9 I answered: an ocean. Just something to think about.
    HAHAHA!!

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    Thanks Illiy now that I have taken the test I have found that I am a deranged mass murderer who likes to torture small insects. Now I have to find a shrink to cure me. No tellin how much thats going to cost.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    For #9 I answered: an ocean. Just something to think about.
    ROFLMAO -- me, too! I actually wrote: the Atlantic Ocean. Hmmmmm.....
    The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table , what is on it?

    6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
    People? On a dining table? Well if cannibalism makes one happy.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what is it?

    9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    For #9 I answered: an ocean. Just something to think about.
    Quote Originally Posted by adroitcuffs View Post
    ROFLMAO -- me, too! I actually wrote: the Atlantic Ocean. Hmmmmm.....
    But why would an ocean be at the edge of a property in the woods? Don't trees have difficulty growing near salt water? Wouldn't an area of sandy beach separate the property from the ocean?

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    Ohhhh Jenna...

    Its a immediate reaction thing... not a logical one

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    1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?

    Jennifer (JRae)

    2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

    A bear

    3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

    none

    4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?

    Ridiculously big

    5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

    A privacy fence, yeah

    6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table , what is on it?

    Food I hope

    7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

    Large plastic cup

    8. What do you do with the cup?

    Bring it inside and wash it

    9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what is it?

    A waterfall

    10. How will you cross the water?

    By boat

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    Quote Originally Posted by adroitcuffs View Post
    ROFLMAO -- me, too! I actually wrote: the Atlantic Ocean. Hmmmmm.....

    I wrote river. It keeps going on continually.

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    For #8 I said "Drink it's contents". How do you suppose that is "representative of my attitude"? Hmm... haha

    And Five-O and adroitcuffs, I said the ocean too. But I'm still waking up with morning wood every day, so I still have a life of virility in me. Big Grin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    But why would an ocean be at the edge of a property in the woods? Don't trees have difficulty growing near salt water? Wouldn't an area of sandy beach separate the property from the ocean?
    Check out the great Northwest. Just came back from a road trip up the northern California coast where lots of pines have a beautiful ocean view! The grandest of redwoods are along the California coastline... an amazing sight to see!!
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