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12-05-07, 04:47 PM #1
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Psychoanalyze Yourself
Hum....I'm bored what can I say...
Psychoanalyze Yourself; Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating! )
This is pretty cool!
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
"new guy"
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Wolf
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Stare at each other
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
Really big
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
sure a white one
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining
table , what is on it?
A table runner
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
blown glass?
8. What do you do with the cup?
Put it away...
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at
a body of water, what is it?
A big lake...
10. How will you cross the water?
...boat
After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.
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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be
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12-05-07, 04:57 PM #2
For #9 I answered: an ocean. Just something to think about.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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12-05-07, 05:02 PM #3
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12-05-07, 05:27 PM #4
Thanks Illiy now that I have taken the test I have found that I am a deranged mass murderer who likes to torture small insects. Now I have to find a shrink to cure me. No tellin how much thats going to cost.



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12-05-07, 05:48 PM #5The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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12-05-07, 06:24 PM #6
People? On a dining table? Well if cannibalism makes one happy.....

But why would an ocean be at the edge of a property in the woods? Don't trees have difficulty growing near salt water? Wouldn't an area of sandy beach separate the property from the ocean?
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12-05-07, 06:47 PM #7
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Ohhhh Jenna...
Its a immediate reaction thing... not a logical one
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12-05-07, 06:49 PM #8
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
Jennifer (JRae)
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
none
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
Ridiculously big
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
A privacy fence, yeah
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table , what is on it?
Food I hope
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Large plastic cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
Bring it inside and wash it
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what is it?
A waterfall
10. How will you cross the water?
By boat
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12-06-07, 03:26 AM #9
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12-07-07, 10:23 PM #10
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For #8 I said "Drink it's contents". How do you suppose that is "representative of my attitude"? Hmm... haha
And Five-O and adroitcuffs, I said the ocean too. But I'm still waking up with morning wood every day, so I still have a life of virility in me. Big Grin
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12-07-07, 11:45 PM #11The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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