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    Question If Santa existed, how would we respond?

    How would we respond if Santa Claus actually existed? A man without a country or passport, with the power to transcend the laws of physics and time and perform total surveillance of all the world's children, entering various countries' airspace without permission, and breaking into homes every Christmas to give children toys. Would we welcome him, or would we fear him?

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    He does exist...
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    Charge him with about 80000 counts of unlawful entry...

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    And Lewd activities on the children if he was watching them TOO much......
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    Oh Lord Jenna. Get a new hobby.

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    I would ask him why the hell he didn't bring me any presents last year, I was still 17 (a child).......lol.
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    I think the more important question is, what officer on the planet would own up to arresting Santa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I think the more important question is, what officer on the planet would own up to arresting Santa?
    Oh, I'm sure we all know at least a couple. (And even a few who would probably shoot the little jolly fat guy.)

    (Just kidding. Hope everybody has a merry and SAFE Christmas.)


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    Unless he has a visa or some sort of papers I would arrest him and deport him back to where he came from.


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    HAHHAHAHAHA funny thing is a few years ago santa got arrested by border patrol for entry without inspection, after he crossed from canada into the us via boat!!! LMAO!!!
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    Santa Claus does exist, you witch! Here is his site:

    http://www.claus.com/index.php.htm
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    <Sigh> SOMEONE has to do this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kpdpipes View Post
    <Sigh> SOMEONE has to do this.....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=IlQTGhfzhCQ


    That is just wrong! You are a real myth buster!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Oh Lord Jenna. Get a new hobby.
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    If Santa shows up while I am woking, he had better have a formal entry for all of those goodies for the little girls and boys; otherwise that shit will be seized. He will also have to have a passport with a valid VISA. Based on the above video from Kpdpipes, he may not be admissable with a conviction of trafficking narcotics. Which reminds me, his sleigh will be taken apart and all the gifts opened to look for contraband.

    As for the elves, I have intel that suggests that several of those little imp bastards have immigration warrants. Either way, his fat jolly ass will be tied up with Customs for a while. When I am done with him, Rudolph and the others would be referred to Agriculture as well as Fish and Wildlife to see if the reindeer could come in or not.

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    Leave it to the Feds to screw up Christmas.
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    Ok, this is it - Santa DOES exist, he, his sled, all the reindeer, and any random elves that might be on board assisting St Nick are magic. No ICE unit, Border Patrol, Homeland Security, or other law enforcment will even see him, let alone catch him. Besides, I read somewhere that he is visiting over 900 homes per second. I dont know an LEO anywhere that could see something moving that fast!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImBored View Post
    Leave it to the Feds to screw up Christmas.
    Don't worry I am off Christmas Eve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Ok, this is it - Santa DOES exist, he, his sled, all the reindeer, and any random elves that might be on board assisting St Nick are magic. No ICE unit, Border Patrol, Homeland Security, or other law enforcment will even see him, let alone catch him. Besides, I read somewhere that he is visiting over 900 homes per second. I dont know an LEO anywhere that could see something moving that fast!!
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