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    When did you learn that Santa doesn't exist?

    When did you learn that Santa doesn't exist? Those who have kids, did you tell them that Santa exists? At what age did they figure out that Santa doesn't exist, and under what circumstances? How old were you when you figured out that Santa doesn't exist, and what were the circumstances?

    I don't remember having believed that Santa Claus existed, except as a metaphor or hypothetical possibility. I don't have kids, but if I did I would probably have difficulty deciding what to tell them about Santa Claus.

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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN"T EXIST???

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    Santa lives in every kind and selfless act we make towards our fellow man.
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    How could you you cold hearted woman.

    Seriously you never believed?

    I used to lie awake and swear I could hear the sleigh bells... but this year I'm not so sure.
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    Sniff...

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    Never piss off Santa...



    he brings friends to picket.



    I wonder if Santa is a liberal?

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    Don't worry Dadyswat he does exist. Jenna is just a non believer who got coal in her stocking for asking questions like this at Christmas time. She is also the one in school who used to try to convince us he wasn't real, but he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I wonder if Santa is a liberal?
    I don't think so....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    When did you learn that Santa doesn't exist? Those who have kids, did you tell them that Santa exists? At what age did they figure out that Santa doesn't exist, and under what circumstances? How old were you when you figured out that Santa doesn't exist, and what were the circumstances?

    I don't remember having believed that Santa Claus existed, except as a metaphor or hypothetical possibility. I don't have kids, but if I did I would probably have difficulty deciding what to tell them about Santa Claus.
    Hey Jenna,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U3A6b-g50g&NR=1

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    This is another flame post about Santa! Leave Santa alone. He exists in the hearts and minds of every believer.



    And, he lives here:



    And, he is married to Mrs Claus



    And here are some of his helpers:



    You are just plain MEAN!!!
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    I found out in second grade. A kid in school told me he was fake. I asked my mom when I got home and she said told me he did not exist.
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    Bullshit,, Santa does to exist.. I know.. I am Santa!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motorwaycop View Post

    Seriously you never believed.
    My parents didn't raise me with a belief in Santa's existence. When I was a little kid I debated with some of my classmates over Santa's existence, and sometimes they were so persuasive that they got me wondering if Santa actually did visit those classmates precisely because their families believed he existed, but didn't visit my family because we didn't believe he existed. But even then, Santa's existence was only a hypothetical possibility to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    Don't worry Dadyswat he does exist. Jenna is just a non believer who got coal in her stocking for asking questions like this at Christmas time. She is also the one in school who used to try to convince us he wasn't real, but he is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    I found out in second grade. A kid in school told me he was fake. I asked my mom when I got home and she said told me he did not exist.
    Wow, I think I've found two of my second grade classmates!

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    213th should know, doesn't he live right next to him?
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