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    "Southern Nativity Scene"

    In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great
    skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though.
    The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

    Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

    At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the
    counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You
    darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

    I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about
    firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and
    ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a
    particular passage.

    Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three
    wise men came from afar.'"
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


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