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    Unfortunate names.

    So part of my business is hand delivering letters for com[panies that are trying to collect on a debt. I was filing paperwork this afternoon and came across this name.



    I think his momma did not like him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    So part of my business is hand delivering letters for com[panies that are trying to collect on a debt. I was filing paperwork this afternoon and came across this name.



    I think his momma did not like him.

    Named for where he came from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Named for where he came from?

    I really want to post the name of the city he lives in but cannot. It makes the whole thing complete.
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    What's scary is that he's a second. Someone didn't like him OR his daddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey703 View Post
    In my town we have a women named Mary Christmas.
    That reminds me of "Dumb and Dumber"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    I really want to post the name of the city he lives in but cannot. It makes the whole thing complete.
    Beaverton?
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    Still not as bad as NASCAR legend Dick Trickle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    Beaverton?
    He's hand-delivering them in Ohio. I vote for Beavercreek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMyCaprice View Post
    He's hand-delivering them in Ohio. I vote for Beavercreek.
    What about "Vaginasburg?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by OXCOPS View Post
    Still not as bad as NASCAR legend Dick Trickle.
    He was the driver for the company for which I worked, and every time I'd hear his name I'd just crack up. I couldn't help it. The regional manager was NOT amused with me. At first.

    There's so many names to chose from that could be making Norm giggle like a school girl though. County names alone in GA are amusing.

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    Penistown? Am I getting close?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    Cuntington, Peckersburg?
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    I PMd the name of the town to Ducky. Pm her to get it.
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