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    An insomniatic fit

    I went to bed at 2 am.

    Woke up at 4 am when my girlfriend was complaining about my dog being in the bed. That dog sleeps in my bed every night. She sleeps with me when she's home from school. I told her to sleep on the couch, because she's in the dogs spot.

    That idea didn't fly.


    And now I can't sleep. I've been up since 4. Can't fall asleep.


    What should I do.
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    Get a new girlfirend..

    the nerve of her
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    Get a new girlfriend, but I've told you that before. If that's not an option, then settle for a bottle of Nyquil and two shots of liquor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Get a new girlfriend, but I've told you that before. If that's not an option, then settle for a bottle of Nyquil and two shots of liquor.
    haha

    I know.

    I should start listening to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    haha

    I know.

    I should start listening to you.
    If she's cute, you can send her my way!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    If she's cute, you can send her my way!
    yeah maby she might have better taste in clothes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    yeah maby she might have better taste in clothes
    That or I'll make her realize how nice she has it with Jmur and she'll go back to him and never complain about the dog again!


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    Shouldn't you be working RSA?


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    Count sheep!

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    Get a sheep for a girlfriend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Get a sheep for a girlfriend...

    i believe he already has one of each
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    That or I'll make her realize how nice she has it with Jmur and she'll go back to him and never complain about the dog again!
    Great idea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    i believe he already has one of each
    I do....


    But one is a blow up and makes a lot of squeaky noises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I do....


    But one is a blow up and makes a lot of squeaky noises.

    Eww.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Eww.
    Ewe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Ewe?
    Better that than a ram, I suppose.




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    One could ram the ewe, but that kinda gets messy.


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