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    Single ladies? He is looking....


    Hairiest man seeks new love
    The world's hairiest man is looking for a new love on the internet after breaking up with his girlfriend.






    Yu Zhenhuan, recognised in 2002 as the world's hairiest man by the Guinness Book of Records, is using an online dating agency.

    "I was amazed to see his picture there, since I'd been hearing he was going to get married soon. So I called the media," says the person who broke the story, and who wants to remain anonymous.

    Yu, 29, confirmed: "We got to know each other through the internet, and had been seeing each other for three years. Unfortunately our relationship has come to an end."

    And he added: "My whole body is covered with hair, and my parents are worried I won't be able to find a wife. Many girls are shocked when they see me in person.

    "I feel like King Kong, hideous, but with a soft and tender heart," he told Zhejiang Online.
    FIGHT ON!


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    A little nair will cure him right up.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    **OOOOoooohhh Kelly Clarkston** comes to mind...
    FIGHT ON!


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    Yeah, he really shouldn't have broke up with his girlfriend, cause he probably won't get another one........on second thought, he's a very smart man.
    It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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    There ya go Illiy, he's just the man for you. LOL
    It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hush29 View Post
    There ya go Illiy, he's just the man for you. LOL
    Hahaha... nah... I'll stay single
    FIGHT ON!


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    In an ironic twist of fate, he has absolutely no hair on his testicles.

    although i can't IMAGINE the daily fight against dingleberries....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    In an ironic twist of fate, he has absolutely no hair on his testicles.

    Hmmm. And just how do you know - - - - - - never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Hmmm. And just how do you know - - - - - - never mind.

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    I bet his nickname is Harry.




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    You know..if you aren't happy with all that hair buddy..you can get rid of it. All I got to say..is no thanks. ICK
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    Chia? Chia? Paging Mr. Chia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Hahaha... nah... I'll stay single
    But you'd have that fur to keep you warm. I hear women like furs!
    There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...


    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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    Why is everyone buying into this?

    Illiy just wanted to tell everyone she is taken that this man is her man!

    Stop the lies Stop the lies Illiy
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Why is everyone buying into this?

    Illiy just wanted to tell everyone she is taken that this man is her man!

    Stop the lies Stop the lies Illiy
    Sorry... I don't like fur....

    FIGHT ON!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Sorry... I don't like fur....

    Oh come on, Illiy. Tell the truth! Besides, you could always dye his hair if you got tired of the color.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Sorry... I don't like fur....


    THAT TIME OF THE MONTH HUH

    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    THAT TIME OF THE MONTH HUH

    FIGHT ON!


    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    When my kind come to rule this planet your name shall be put on a list, a protected list, and no harm shall come to you.

 

 
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