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    The Plan

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    You gotta love Robin. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."


    1.) The U.S. will apologise to the world for our "interference" in their affairs past & present. You know Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noreiga, Milosevic, and Hussein and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never interfere again.

    2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Phillipines. They don't want us there anyway. We will station our troops at the borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fences.

    3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days they will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless or who they are or where they are. They're illegal! France will welcome them.

    4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation will be admitted. You don't like it there? Change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5.) No foreign "students" over the age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. They dont attend class, the get a "D" it's back home baby!!

    6.) The U.S. will make the effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribu will have to cope for a while.

    7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go someplace else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not interfere. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army anyway. The people who need it most get very little if anything.

    9.) Ship the U.N. Headquarters to some remote island. We don't need the spies or fair weather friends here. Besides the building would make a good homeless shelter or lock up for illegal aliens.

    10.) All Americans must go to "charm and beauty" school. That way no one can call us "Ugly" Americans any longer. The language we speak is English learn it.....or leave....

    Now isn't that a winner of a plan??

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    As a humorous piece it is fun to read. But, if you accept it as truth, go here:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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    ahh....snopes again. I wonder where they check their facts...?
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    I still like it we should do it.


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    Regardless of who said it, I like the plan.

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    Great plan!

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    Straight to the point, I like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    ahh....snopes again. I wonder where they check their facts...?
    Well, if you don't like Snopes, here is another Facts Site check:

    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...speaceplan.htm
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