Worst Valentine's Gift

**Willowdared** · 02-13-08, 01:04 PM

I didn't want to hi-jack KC's thread - so I'm starting a new one.

What is the worst gift you got (or gave) for Valentine's?

My Ex brought home a couple heart balloons one year. He didn't buy them, they had been given to him by some female coworkers....one of whom is his new girlfriend.

I won't say what I always gave.....but they were really good!

**lewisipso** · 02-13-08, 01:55 PM

This will sound mushy but I don't give a shit. I have never gotten a bad present from the wife. Overall we have a good relationship so I like whatever comes my way.
By the way....^^^^ it's a good thing that he's an ex then.

**lewisipso** · 02-13-08, 01:56 PM

And hopefully he is missing the good things...a lot.

**Buttercup** · 02-13-08, 02:04 PM

I have to say, I've never received a bad gift regardless of the occasion. I always appreciate the fact that someone has thought enough to give me something.

**Jenna** · 02-13-08, 02:08 PM

As a child I couldn't afford to buy commercial Valentine cards but felt obligated to reciprocate to all my classmates who gave me cards, so I cut red construction paper left over from an arts and crafts class at school into 30 or so squares and wrote "Happy Valentine's Day!" on each of them and gave one to each of my 30 or so classmates. That's pretty bad.

**Buttercup** · 02-13-08, 02:13 PM

Oh and as for giving gifts, I don't think I've ever given a bad one, but I've given a couple that I wish I hadn't. Specifically, I obtained both Joe Namath and Len Dawson autographed and personalized footballs and gave them to the same guy. He's probably sold them on ebay or something.

**gozling** · 02-13-08, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

As a child I couldn't afford to buy commercial Valentine cards but felt obligated to reciprocate to all my classmates who gave me cards, so I cut red construction paper into 30 or so squares and wrote "Happy Valentine's Day!" on each of them and gave one to each of my 30 or so classmates. That's pretty bad.

well shit... i did that and never thought it was bad lol

its not bad.. it is from the heart and that is what matters

i put horseshit in a sock and put it in a guys car under the passenger seat one time with a note attatched
"happy valentines day - you think you are such a stallion, here is some stud sized shit for you asshole"
--- i was pretty mad lol.

**Jenna** · 02-13-08, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by gozling

well shit... i did that and never thought it was bad lol

its not bad.. it is from the heart and that is what matters

From the heart to the hands, markers, and scissors.

We should have been classmates!

**Shoestring** · 02-13-08, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by gozling

well shit... i did that and never thought it was bad lol

its not bad.. it is from the heart and that is what matters

i put horseshit in a sock and put it in a guys car under the passenger seat one time with a note attatched
"happy valentines day - you think you are such a stallion, here is some stud sized shit for you asshole"
--- i was pretty mad lol.

So how easy was it to put horse shit in a sock?????

I dont think I will intentionally get on your bad side

**gozling** · 02-13-08, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Shoestring

So how easy was it to put horse shit in a sock?????

I dont think I will intentionally get on your bad side

lol having a horse at the time made it really easy

**Willowdared** · 02-13-08, 06:56 PM

Gozzy, you are a hoot!

I got this idea from the Today show. They were talking about worst gifts....one guy got a pair of white tube socks!

**Just KC** · 02-13-08, 07:06 PM

No worries about hi-jacking my threads. Not something that bothers me

Worst gift I got was from an ex too. 1 fake red rose in a plastic vase. Cheesy! OH...i did get a pair of edible undies..they were made out of shoestring licorice. They were nasty!

**Hannah87** · 02-14-08, 01:28 PM

A fake red rose. like KC said. It was cheesy

**Just KC** · 02-14-08, 02:38 PM

LOL Hannah!!

**TXCharlie** · 02-14-08, 02:52 PM

A bill for MY gift -always!

**Just KC** · 02-14-08, 02:53 PM

LOL Charlie!!

**TXCharlie** · 02-14-08, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

As a child I couldn't afford to buy commercial Valentine cards but felt obligated to reciprocate to all my classmates who gave me cards, so I cut red construction paper left over from an arts and crafts class at school into 30 or so squares and wrote "Happy Valentine's Day!" on each of them and gave one to each of my 30 or so classmates. That's pretty bad.

We did that in Bible School every Chrstmas and Valintine's Day - All cards had to be handmade. Some were quite elaborate, and had gold-sprayed macroni stuck to them in little cross patterns, etc. The teacher ot mad at me because I ate all my macroni dry and ran out, so I was going aroud plucking off the dried macrobi & heans from other cards

If you wonder why this isnlt typed very well, my USB light went out and my wife is somplaining abut my bright laptop in bed - I'm tryong it in the dark. I see it's too far gone for spell-check, so what the Hellh

**Pudge** · 02-14-08, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

We did that in Bible School every Chrstmas and Valintine's Day - All cards had to be handmade. Some were quite elaborate, and had gold-sprayed macroni stuck to them in little cross patterns, etc. The teacher ot mad at me because I ate all my macroni dry and ran out, so I was going aroud plucking off the dried macrobi & heans from other cards

If you wonder why this isnlt typed very well, my USB light went out and my wife is somplaining abut my bright laptop in bed - I'm tryong it in the dark. I see it's too far gone for spell-check, so what the Hellh

Or you happen to have the dried macaroni from the card you made the wife stuck to your fingers.

**Doc_Holliday** · 02-14-08, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by PDawg

I didn't want to hi-jack KC's thread - so I'm starting a new one.

What is the worst gift you got (or gave) for Valentine's?

My Ex brought home a couple heart balloons one year. He didn't buy them, they had been given to him by some female coworkers....one of whom is his new girlfriend.

I won't say what I always gave.....but they were really good!

Do you have references?