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    K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!

    Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lepdford

    and my name
    Your name is Ford Prefect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    Your name is Ford Prefect?
    Now you know...
    K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!

    Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!

    When the public needs help, they call the Police.
    When the Police needs help, they call SWAT.
    When SWAT needs help, they call K-9!

    Duty not Reward

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    Cool!

    Now, can you get me off this God-forsaken planet???

    Without getting dumped into space?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Hey rook enjoy your last day of freedom before the real fun begins
    ITs ok. They will have fun with NVHPD. Cause when they make him get down on his knees they have his ears to grab on to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    Cool!

    Now, can you get me off this God-forsaken planet???

    Without getting dumped into space?
    After extensive research I've decided to change the wording about you from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"
    Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft. -
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Your farts had hair?
    Not anymore!
    When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)

    "A burning desire for social justice is never a substitute for knowing what you're talking about". -Thomas Sowell-

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterK
    After extensive research I've decided to change the wording about you from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"
    MOSTLY harmless? Sheeeesh!

    Side note - Got a new cell phone a few weeks ago - a Razr - with a Bluetooth earpiece. When anyone asks what it is (and you'd be surprised how many), I tell them it's my 'babel fish'. And most don't know what that means either...infidels!

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    It's a prehistoric babel fish then, because I seriously doubt you lube that thing up and stuff it inside your ear.

    But I agree, they're infidels.
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    Infidels or just heathens? Or maybe Philistines...

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    A friend of mine on the dept called me beans(kind goes with my last name) and the 43 is the number of times I have been called a loser.
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    Oh, I thought maybe "Beans" had something to do with the close-quarters farting issues being discussed in another thread. They don't teach stuff like this in CJ class
    Last edited by TXCharlie; 02-20-06 at 05:11 PM.

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    My name, properly spelled, "misconduct" is an institutional charge used in the prison...Usually, once you are placed on "misconduct" you are then placed in handcuffs and sent to the hole....this usually means that you have been very
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    Just something I saw while surfing the Internet and decided to use it. Real exciting huh?

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    Wambaughreader - yes. Mine has vitamin stripes. I'm one hoopy frood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WAMBAUGHREADER
    did you and ducky bring your towels bitches?

    I think im just gonna go hitchhike a while. Ive got this new guide. I'd love to see the galaxy.
    Yeah, well, I'm a Vogon in disguise. So either learn real quick how to hold your breath - or tell me how good my poetry is...

    And quit bitching! The demolition plans have been on file in the Alpha Centauri office for the last 50 years...

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    PROMETHEUS


    Titan from Greek Mythology - rebel god, trickster, bringer of the gift of fire, and advocate for the human race. Seemed neat, so I snagged it.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WAMBAUGHREADER
    Dude.. we're such freakin nerds. I cant even call myself a nerd. nerds are smart. A geek is someone who likes the same nerdy things as nerds but isnt smart. I'm a geek. But.. Im a big geek with a one gallon jug of orange Whoopass i'd be glad to pour all over anyone who... aw hell. Posturing is useless... Im a geek.
    My definition varies slightly. Nerds don't date and live in their parents basements till they're 45 or so, then they move upstairs. Geeks can live productive lives and often get involved in law enforcement.

    Yes, I'm a geek.
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