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    Talking What would you do if you arrested someone claiming to be a time traveler from the future?

    What would you do if you arrested someone claiming to be a time traveler from the future for trespassing (because the time machine deposited him where he shouldn't have been)? He doesn't have any ID or concrete evidence of being from the future, but he does accurately predict major historical events such as wars and election outcomes.

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    WTF Jenna

    He goes to Jail for Trespass like anyone else,

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    What if he says he's here to stop another time traveler from Terminating someone who will eventually give birth to the savior of humankind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    . . . but he does accurately predict major historical events such as wars and election outcomes.
    And just how do you know he's "accurately" predicting these outcomes?
    Ummmm - - unless - - maybe - - are you a time traveler too, Jen?

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    Oh my God Jenna you are out there on this one. We have seen these folks, some wear aluminum hats or cover their windows so the other aliens can't see what they are up to. This scenario is played out everyday. Hell I have met Jesus Christ at least four times and God more that that. Mankind is doomed any way in 5 billion years the sun will explode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What would you do if you arrested someone claiming to be a time traveler from the future for trespassing (because the time machine deposited him where he shouldn't have been)? He doesn't have any ID or concrete evidence of being from the future, but he does accurately predict major historical events such as wars and election outcomes.
    How would you know his predictions are accurate while you are standing there on the property deciding whether to arrest him?

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    What if he says he's here to stop another time traveler from Terminating someone who will eventually give birth to the savior of humankind?
    Then he should have been here 2000 years ago. Stupid time traveler.

    Quote Originally Posted by narcodog View Post
    Oh my God Jenna you are out there on this one. We have seen these folks, some wear aluminum hats or cover their windows so the other aliens can't see what they are up to. This scenario is played out everyday. Hell I have met Jesus Christ at least four times and God more that that. Mankind is doomed any way in 5 billion years the sun will explode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What would you do if you arrested someone claiming to be a time traveler from the future for trespassing (because the time machine deposited him where he shouldn't have been)? He doesn't have any ID or concrete evidence of being from the future, but he does accurately predict major historical events such as wars and election outcomes.
    then don't you think he'd be able to predict his happy ass getting arrested? and come a little more prepared? like maybe focusing on the officer's name? or something else pertinent...

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    This is the funniest thread ever! Jenna, you are the best!!!!!

    Chances are, I'd have to actually witness this person trespassing..which would entail me looking up from my magazine or getting the doughnut out of my face for more than 3 seconds. Those are things I am not willing to do. So, more than likely, I would never even see the theoretical time traveler...I guess for me it's more of a "if a tree falls in the woods" question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firing_Pin View Post
    How would you know his predictions are accurate while you are standing there on the property deciding whether to arrest him?
    It's election night, and just before leaving your patrol car, you heard on the radio that exit polls showed John McCain had won by a tiny margin. The time traveler says it will turn out that Hillary Clinton won despite what exit polls said, and the the US would also declare war on Iran. Another officer shows up an hour later and says that she heard on the radio a minute ago that Hillary Clinton had just won, and that the US had just declared war on Iran.

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    Jenna - Just spit it out - your talking about TOM CRUSE rignt?? I mean, UFOs and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Another officer shows up an hour later and says that she heard on the radio a minute ago that Hillary Clinton had just won, and that the US had just declared war on Iran.
    I'd be too busy tying my noose to care about time travelers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    then don't you think he'd be able to predict his happy ass getting arrested? and come a little more prepared? like maybe focusing on the officer's name? or something else pertinent...

    just my 2 cents
    Well he only knows what an average citizen of the future would learn from high school history books (and also things are so messed up in the future that he barely had time to study history in between working for the resistance and escaping from the cyborgs that were trying to Terminate him ). Routine arrest reports don't usually make the history books.

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