Marooned

[Cidp24]

You are for whatever reason, about to be banished to a small tropical island with plenty of fresh water and food sources such as fruit, vegetables and fish. There is also plenty of natural materials for making a shelter. You are allowed to take 4 items with you besides a few clothing items. You are not allowed to take anything to escape the island such as radios, a boat, etc.
What 4 items would you take?

(Yes, I am bored )

[Cidp24]

1 A good knife
2 A hatchet, preferably a survival axe of some type
3 A good fire starting tool
4 A good sewing kit

[Jenna]

1. A book on how to fish, since I don't know how to do that.
2. A book on how to build a fire, since I don't know how to do that.
3. A book on how to build a shelter, since I don't know how to do that.
4. A printout of other people's responses to this thread so I can realize what I should have brought instead of a bunch of books.

[cajunguy]

1-A nympho blonde

2-A nympho brunette

3-A nympho redhead
4-A BOATLOAD of Viagra!


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[Wolven]

HAHAHA Cajun! You would be tired but VERY happy.

A big box of my favorite books
A knife
A blanket (for cool nights)
Someone else to be stranded with... (is that even a choice?)

[baumshoe]

1. A book on how to fish, since I don't know how to do that.
2. A book on how to build a fire, since I don't know how to do that.
3. A book on how to build a shelter, since I don't know how to do that.
4. A printout of other people's responses to this thread so I can realize what I should have brought instead of a bunch of books.

[Doc_Holliday]

1-a box of utensils...knives, forks, spoons etc...you have no idea how hard it is to make a good stew with no spoon
2-a gigantic bottle of ibuprofen (fever, toothache, etc)
3-Jenna Haze (complete with ball gag to shut her up when needed)
4-the professor from gilligans island...I may need a radio made out of coconuts.

[Ducky]

1. A hatchet

2. a good all purpose knife

3. Fishing net (or a handy pocket guide on how to make one)

4. a cast iron pot.

Fishing nets are a lot more reliable on bringing in fish, and can also double as a carry net for collecting supplies on land. It can also be hung from a tree to help keep the local scavengers out. Cast iron cookware is fantastic for using directly on and over fires, and can be used for frying, stews, teas, herbal concoctions, boiling drinking water, you name it. A smooth rock works well for sharpening the blades of the hatchet and knife, which in turn are used for making shelter and all the comforts of home.

If I had a 5th option, I'd have someone with me.

[pc830cop]

1-A nympho blonde

2-A nympho brunette

3-A nympho redhead
4-A BOATLOAD of Viagra!


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I second that vote but require the females not to have the monthly "curse"

[cajunguy]

I second that vote but require the females not to have the monthly "curse"

That's why I would bring all three of 'em. They can't ALL have the "curse" at the same time.

Can they?


Oh well, I might need a break for a few days every month anyway.

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[Willowdared]

That's why I would bring all three of 'em. They can't ALL have the "curse" at the same time.

Can they?


Oh well, I might need a break for a few days every month anyway.

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Yup, nature's funny that way.

Of course, older women wouldn't have that problem.

[Willowdared]

I'm gonna say....

A really good utility knife.

A hatchet or small ax.

A really good hammock.

A dutch oven - cast iron.

[keith720]

That's why I would bring all three of 'em. They can't ALL have the "curse" at the same time.

Can they?


Oh well, I might need a break for a few days every month anyway.

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This may be a little off of the subject, but as the father of 2 daughters, I can say that if you are living with 3 women, you WANT them all on the cycle at the same time! Otherwise, with pre-menstrual, PMS and post menstrual, you have about 4 good days a month when someone besides you isn't psychotic!

[Jenna]

The cycles of women who live together actually tend to synchronize after awhile, possibly because their pheromones affect each other.

[keith720]

The cycles of women who live together actually tend to align because their hormones influence each other.

That sure didn't happen at my house! My wife used to always ask why I had 2 or 3 jobs! My oldest daughter figured it out one day, but I swore her to secrecy!

[cajunguy]

Yup, nature's funny that way.

Of course, older women wouldn't have that problem.

Well, since I qualify as one of the "old pharts", how's about - - -

1-An OLDER nympho blonde,

2-An OLDER nympho brunette,

3-And an OLDER nympho redhead!
(After all, us OLDER folks need lovin' too.)


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[dapples]

1. first aid kit
2.solar powered light source
3.cooking untensils including a huge sharp knife/hacket
4.mosquito netting

[Buttercup]

A good knife.

An axe.

A fire-starting tool.

A big cast iron pot.

[Cidp24]

The cast iron pot thing is a great idea. I guess you don't want EVERYTHING grilled. lol

[Resident Smart Ass]

All I would need is "Mr. Wilson"

Let's see how smart you people are on O/R