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    Drunk Chicks

    The bars all let out downtown at 0200 and I went down to assist the one officer on foot there. I brought my rookie.

    I have little tolerance for drunks and don't suffer them well. My rook just got out of the Marines and is about 6-2. He's pretty buff and a bit of a pretty boy. We're talking to the beat officer and three drunk chicks come up and ask to take their picture with a hot cop. I wanted to continue the conversation so I pointed at the rookie and said, "He's your man." Yeah, I threw him under the bus.

    But they insisted that we were all hot cops. I know that's bull because me and the beat officer are older and bald. I told them they were wearing beer goggles but they weren't listening. They just had to get their pictures with all of us.

    I'll let you know when we show up on YouTube or whatever.
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    Sweet, so when did the "Can I play with your handcuffs?" question come out, cause I know it did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Sweet, so when did the "Can I play with your handcuffs?" question come out, cause I know it did.

    I think we've all heard that one a few times. And they ALL think it's original. I detest drunks!
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    Yeah the question ranks right up there with the genius who says "I didn't do it!" whenever we walk in a restaurant, business, etc.
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    Having some fun with the drunk Badge Bunnies, I see. (at their expense, of course) I trust they got a free trip to the Big House? Or maybe a drunk in public cite? I sure hope they weren't thinking of getting behind the wheel.

    I bet there are many questions that the general public asks of you that you absolutely can't stand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Yeah the question ranks right up there with the genius who says "I didn't do it!" whenever we walk in a restaurant, business, etc.

    +100000000-infinity

    I am so sick of hearing that shit. I would love to walk up to some of them and smack them upside the head and say "I didn't just do that either".
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Yeah the question ranks right up there with the genius who says "I didn't do it!" whenever we walk in a restaurant, business, etc.
    Genius must have a guilty conscience.

    Yes, unfortunately, some of us civilians have absolutely no class when it comes to talking to the police. I cringe every time I hear it because I know a verbal ass-whooping is about to take place.


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    Whenever I hear the "I didn't do it!" line, I laugh a fake laugh and say "Man, no matter how many times I hear that in a day, it just keeps getting funnier."

    Then usually the would-be comedian realizes how unoriginal it is and realizes he sounds like a douche.
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    Ever check for warrants on people who said "I didn't do it" as a joke, discover that they actually had warrants, and arrest them because, contrary to their joke, they actually did "do it"? That would be ironic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Sweet, so when did the "Can I play with your handcuffs?" question come out, cause I know it did.
    The beat officer posed for some action handcuffing shots.

    I ignored them as best as I could.
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    Actually Jenna, I have done that as recently as two months ago. Karma is good somtimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    Actually Jenna, I have done that as recently as two months ago. Karma is good somtimes.


    Why did they want to call attention to themselves if they really did "do it"? Or were they thinking that if they joked about it, you would think they had nothing to hide? Guess it didn't work!

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    My standard reply to the "I didn't do it!" is, "I didn't think so. You don't look smart enough to get away with it if you did!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    My standard reply to the "I didn't do it!" is, "I didn't think so. You don't look smart enough to get away with it if you did!"
    LMAO!! I absolutely LOVE that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    My standard reply to the "I didn't do it!" is, "I didn't think so. You don't look smart enough to get away with it if you did!"
    Thats a good one. Great way to put them in their place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    +100000000-infinity

    I am so sick of hearing that shit. I would love to walk up to some of them and smack them upside the head and say "I didn't just do that either".

    Out of all ofthem that has to be the worst one.... SO FRICKIN STUPID........
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    My standard reply to the "I didn't do it!" is, "I didn't think so. You don't look smart enough to get away with it if you did!"
    I always reply (as seriously as possible) "That's for the courts to decide."

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    I stay out of drunk chicks pictures, you never know where they'll end up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghstface38 View Post
    I stay out of drunk chicks pictures, you never know where they'll end up!
    +1 I try to stay outta any pics. Never know what will be edited or where they will end up

 

 
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