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    Is fscf3801 ghey for watching sex and the city

    Ok so having been forced to watch the entire six seasons of sex and the city with the wife. I must admit that I did find some of the shows quite humorous. Am I gay for this???
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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Am I gay for this???
    Yes you are, and my vote has reflected such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Yes you are, and my vote has reflected such.
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    No, you are a manly man secure in your sexuality and my vote indicates that.
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    I don't know if you're manly or not, but you have really bad taste in television.

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    Chalk this up to doing something so the wife will allow you to continue sleeping in the same bed as her and having sex with her. IN other words you earning brownie points .
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    If your doing this because you enjoy it, your gay.

    If your doing this because your earning brownie points with the wife.. Your gay, and I am revoking your man card and if this continues, I will repo your penis and testicals. As you will have no use for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    I will repo your penis and testicals.
    You want his penis and testicles? Wow...

    Fscf, I think you've nothing to worry about, buddy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Ok so having been forced to watch the entire six seasons of sex and the city with the wife. I must admit that I did find some of the shows quite humorous. Am I gay for this???
    I don't think so, well maybe...Sometimes... we men have to do what we have to do, to get the poo! If your wife allowed you to pee in her butt after watching it, then mission accomplished! Great job troop....Way to take one for the team!

    You may not be homosexual (like to have your prostate tickled), you may just be metrosexual (in touch with your feminine side)!

    What the hell were we talking about?
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    LMAO @ "peen in her butt"

    Hell, if being gay means that I get a chub every time I see the brown haired super hot one on the commercials, then count me in!

    TOTAL MILF

    Seriously, I actually had a dream about her once. Does that mean I'm psycho?
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    She's the only attractive one on the show.

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    Yes you are gay either way you look at it..

    If you watched it because you enjoyed it.. YOUR GAY

    If you did it because your wife wanted you to.. YOUR REALLY GAY

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    I voted no, because now you gave me an idea.

    I wonder if my boyfriend would like SATC? Hmm...






    just kidding.

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    Actually you guys should sit down and watch it, it would be a good bonding experience. :bigrin1:
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    I have only watched this show (by accident) a couple of times. If there is even a remote chance that Kim Cattrall will be on TV without clothes, I'll be watching.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    OK I have to watch sex and the city too.Shit sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by lepdford
    You may not be homosexual (like to have your prostate tickled), you may just be metrosexual (in touch with your feminine side)!
    Metrosexual = GAY, its just is.
    I know this.... I saw it on southpark. Anyone try to tell me its not keep it to yourself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BEK320
    Metrosexual = GAY, its just is.
    I know this.... I saw it on southpark.
    LMAO!!!

    I watch "Desperate Housewives"......... What you got to say about that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Ok so having been forced to watch the entire six seasons of sex and the city with the wife. I must admit that I did find some of the shows quite humorous. Am I gay for this???
    You are a manly man, secure in his sexuality....It doesn't matter what you watch on t.v., at least you are spending time time with your wife.....good boy

    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissConduct
    You are a manly man, secure in his sexuality....It doesn't matter what you watch on t.v., at least you are spending time time with your wife.....good boy
    You say that because you're a woman....you have to take his wife's side.
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