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    Any Ideas for a Birthday Present?

    Hi

    Paul will be home on Monday and his birthday is in July. He will be on his umpteenth deployment to Iraq the middle of August and I would like to get him a birthday present (from of course are wonderful suppliers here) that he could use in Iraq.

    I am not big into gadgets but he is. Do you guys have any ideas as to what I could get him? He has his issued gear of course but I would like to get him things that make his life easier over there and he LOVES gear.

    I will be sending him a care package just about weekly with fun little things so what I am looking for really is gear or gadgets.

    Thanks for any help you can give and Shoestring, if you have any suggestions fire away!

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    *I will be good, I will be good, I will be good!*

    But I'm thinking of something that starts with the word 'pocket' and it's DEFINITELY something he'd be missing while on deployment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    *I will be good, I will be good, I will be good!*

    But I'm thinking of something that starts with the word 'pocket' and it's DEFINITELY something he'd be missing while on deployment!

    why ducky what are you talking about?
    My innocent mind doesn't follow....

    "Be Bad, Be Bad, Be very Bad"
    lol
    you goofball
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    cute bob
    he will get plenty of those BEFORE he leaves
    oh
    and ducky... that gives a new meaning to sand crack

    but all kidding aside.. I do need some ideas
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    why ducky what are you talking about?
    My innocent mind doesn't follow....

    "Be Bad, Be Bad, Be very Bad"
    lol
    you goofball
    ****COUGH*****bullshit*******C OUGH*******




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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    ****COUGH*****bullshit*******C OUGH*******





    oh shush it yoooouuu

    got any ideas???

    OHHH beeehaavveeee
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    cute bob
    he will get plenty of those BEFORE he leaves
    oh
    and ducky... that gives a new meaning to sand crack

    but all kidding aside.. I do need some ideas
    I'll ask some of my buddies who've been over there what kind of cool shit they would've liked to have whilst deployed.

    What about some sort of manual coffee bean grinder? I was looking through the Sharper Image the other day and saw some hand-crank coffee bean grinder that looked like it would be good to take on a trip/deployment. I wasn't in the military because I'm a puss, but I would think there would be a shortage of good coffee if you're in the middle of the desert. Just a thought.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I'll ask some of my buddies who've been over there what kind of cool shit they would've liked to have whilst deployed.

    What about some sort of manual coffee bean grinder? I was looking through the Sharper Image the other day and saw some hand-crank coffee bean grinder that looked like it would be good to take on a trip/deployment. I wasn't in the military because I'm a puss, but I would think there would be a shortage of good coffee if you're in the middle of the desert. Just a thought.
    He does really like coffee... and actually his thing he does since he got off of chew is to chew an actual coffee bean *yuk*
    I will look into that... hopefully it's not too big in size

    Thanks for asking your buddies too.. that would be great! They will be doing a police patrol push over there along with comabat stuff -- which is why I am asking my fellow guys here.
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    How about a rugged watch?
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    *I will be good, I will be good, I will be good!*

    But I'm thinking of something that starts with the word 'pocket' and it's DEFINITELY something he'd be missing while on deployment!
    Sorry we dont carry those, well not yet, maybe we will have to open another kind of store
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    How about a rugged watch?
    that is a good idea... his has done 3 tours now and is shitting the bed...
    he would want one with a compass on it though.
    right now he has gorrilla glued a compass on his.
    one that would also NOT give away his position.. like no glow in the dark things, I know he doesn't like those
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Sex store..Sounds good to me..


    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Sorry we dont carry those, well not yet, maybe we will have to open another kind of store

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    Quote Originally Posted by baumshoe View Post
    Sex store..Sounds good to me..
    you already have the handcuffs
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    In addition to lots of good loving while at home, how about one of those personal cooling systems he can bring back with him, so hot and dry where they are any little bit of coolness can help. Not sure how practical this would be, but worth a mention.

    Search of Personal Cooling system brings back a good variety of products:

    http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...&go=&form=QBRE

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    In addition to lots of good loving while at home, not sure how practical this would be but how about one of those personal cooling systems he can bring back with him, so hot and dry where they are any little bit of coolness can help.
    I don't fully understand what you mean by personal cooling systems?
    That sounds like a neat idea!
    I will google it but if you have a link to something specific let me know.
    Thanks!
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    ya, we even have pink ones too


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    you already have the handcuffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by baumshoe View Post
    ya, we even have pink ones too
    I WANT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I WANT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baumshoe View Post
    now that is something i would have thought Ducky already had!!
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 
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