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    Talking I'm an elf....

    My Sgt arrests a DUI at approximately 1500 hours and took her to the ER for a blood draw. I take a blood vial kit to him and as soon I walk in the room his DUI starts in on me. It was a female and she asked me if I wear elf boots. She says yeah you're an elf....don't they have height requirements at the police department??? ROFLMAO She then asks me what me "What are you looking at midget snowman boy". Then calls me a leprechaun.

    I'm short, 5'8" but standing next to my 6'5" Sgt I guess I look shorter. LMAO It was a good laugh and I guess she likes tall guys....she called my Sgt Yum Yum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darin View Post
    My Sgt arrests a DUI at approximately 1500 hours and took her to the ER for a blood draw. I take a blood vial kit to him and as soon I walk in the room his DUI starts in on me. It was a female and she asked me if I wear elf boots. She says yeah you're an elf....don't they have height requirements at the police department??? ROFLMAO She then asks me what me "What are you looking at midget snowman boy". Then calls me a leprechaun.

    I'm short, 5'8" but standing next to my 6'5" Sgt I guess I look shorter. LMAO It was a good laugh and I guess she likes tall guys....she called my Sgt Yum Yum.
    You realize that Sgt Yum Yum just earned a new nickname.

    And you should have told her that you're not an elf, you're a smurf, on your father's side. But then you may have to explain blue balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    You realize that Sgt Yum Yum just earned a new nickname.

    And you should have told her that you're not an elf, you're a smurf, on your father's side. But then you may have to explain blue balls.
    Dang....I'm just not that clever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    You realize that Sgt Yum Yum just earned a new nickname.

    And you should have told her that you're not an elf, you're a smurf, on your father's side. But then you may have to explain blue balls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    You realize that Sgt Yum Yum just earned a new nickname.

    And you should have told her that you're not an elf, you're a smurf, on your father's side. But then you may have to explain blue balls.
    Blue Policeman's Balls????? I'm glad you didn't get SHORT with her , Darin.
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