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  • Go for my chemical spray, or baton

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  • Run like the fuckin' wind

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    What would you do?

    Ok, going off of Term's professional wrestling post, I want to know what your reactions would be to this scenario. Being a scrawny little wiener, I can only imagine what I'd do.

    You're working one night, and you get called to an intoxicated male at a local....let's say fast food joint. You walk inside the place, and see that this "male" is not only intoxicated, but it's Stone Cold Steve Austin. And he's beaten up everybody in the place, and he's standing over one of the mangled bodies with a broken chair in his hands. Your backup is 20 mins out, and you accidently brought your kids water pistol to work, in place of your Glock 17, and Stone Cold Steve is walking towards you....what do you do I ask...what DO YOU DO!?!?



    Oddly enough...I was actually asked this on an oral board. The questions they ask are REALLY getting out of hand....
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    Lay him out with a chair, hey it's a pro wrestler, he's used to it!
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    Where is "kick him square in the balls"??

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    *best Cartman voice*


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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterK
    *best Cartman voice*


    Squah in da nootz!

    haha thats what I was going for

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    Taser (he he he), OC then run if they don't work!

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    I'd grab a water glass and fork, and ring it like a bell. The I'd yell..."And the new, undisputed champion is......"

    Then when he started celebrating I'd offer him a ride to the party.

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    ASP baton facial. Fuck the rules. Or the .38 in my back pocket. Depends if Stone Cold pisses me off or not.

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    He's got a bad neck, real bad. and bad knees and bad back.

    First thing, when ANYONE is assaultative/bodily harm is call for backup if possible.
    You could kick stone's knee and he'd buckle. Then put him in a neck crank(a la catch wrestling, farmer burns style) and end his shit.
    Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

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    ROSHAMBO time...I go first


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    hehe

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    They had a situation like this in Wisconsin a few years ago. 2 officers responded to a disturbance, and it was a couple of professional wrestlers. The first officer in was tossed around like a rag doll, and the second was finally able to draw his sidearm and the threatened use of deadly force put a stop to the whole situation. Both wrestlers ended up doing time in the State prison system. Me, I going to taser his butt and get him cuffed up, and if that doesn't work, I'll use whatever force I have to in order to protect myself.
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    first administer the cross face chicken wing, then slide into a camel clutch or full nelson, finishing him off with the boston crab or possibly the figure four.


    if all that fails, i like the idea off kicking him in the nuts. then id say "hey, i just kicked you in the nuts"

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    I'd shoot him with my backup pistol.

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    I would start to cry, then run like the fucking wind, if that didn't work I would shoot him da nutz....
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    If my pepper spray doesn't work, then I'm not getting close enough to try a baton strike...

    Where's the "piss your pants like a pansy" option?

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    Seeing as how I'm a female... I probably have a few more options than this poll offers.

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    That big white boy has nothing on me. Id drop him. I would grab my asp and pull it out and drop it in front of him and say "defend yourself!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Seeing as how I'm a female... I probably have a few more options than this poll offers.
    Just cause your a girl doesnt mean you can change things. I love when girls try to act like that and you make them feel dumb!! No offense!

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    Taser is one hell of a tool......


    If that doesn't work... He needs an adjustment in his lead levels in the blood.

 

 
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