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    So I need to know what to do if my skin starts to spontaneously combust. Next week I'm scheduled to work in the daylight and I'm a little concerned...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    So I need to know what to do if my skin starts to spontaneously combust. Next week I'm scheduled to work in the daylight and I'm a little concerned...
    Remember the commercial in "Robocop" for the SPF 5000 goop?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Remember the commercial in "Robocop" for the SPF 5000 goop?
    lol, although I don't think I've ever seen it...
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    Lots of sunblock, your white skin won't be able to take the direct sunlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    So I need to know what to do if my skin starts to spontaneously combust. Next week I'm scheduled to work in the daylight and I'm a little concerned...

    The sun shines in Alaska?

    Cover up as much as possible, Sunblock, sunglasses, long sleeves, otherwise the reflection off of your skin may blind people and cause accidents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    The sun shines in Alaska?

    Cover up as much as possible, Sunblock, sunglasses, long sleeves, otherwise the reflection off of your skin may blind people and cause accidents.
    LOL actually we have had only about three days of sun since June. It has been the coldest rainiest summer on record so far...
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    Look at it this way, IF your skin DID spontaneously combust, might just mean some more time off work
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    Otherwise use sunblock and suck it up hehe
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    well could be worse ACE you could be me lol i am allergic to the sunlight. sad part is i am not joking either. Try that spray on sunblock that stuff works great if you can get it to go on evenly. other wise you could try a big brimmed sun hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    Look at it this way, IF your skin DID spontaneously combust, might just mean some more time off work
    Yeah good point...
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    Have you been a VAMPIRE for soo long that you really forgot what sun looks like? You must be so white that you transparent

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    Maybe some bronzer to fool the sun into thinking you're not worth screwing with? Or maybe try some gradual exposure with a sun lamp.

    Alternately, sunscreen and some seriously dark sun glasses. You'll look like a blind albino, but hey, they're cool... right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivory View Post
    Have you been a VAMPIRE for soo long that you really forgot what sun looks like? You must be so white that you transparent

    MUAHAHAHA
    This from a chick that calls herself Ivory.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivory View Post
    Have you been a VAMPIRE for soo long that you really forgot what sun looks like? You must be so white that you transparent

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    I just hope I don't have to handle silver bullets...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Maybe some bronzer to fool the sun into thinking you're not worth screwing with? Or maybe try some gradual exposure with a sun lamp.

    Alternately, sunscreen and some seriously dark sun glasses. You'll look like a blind albino, but hey, they're cool... right?
    Well I'm only going to be on days for a week or so, that seems like alot of effort. I just hate working those hours, it makes me very ...
    RIP Sarah Noll~11-8-87 to 4-17-08

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    This from a chick that calls herself Ivory.
    Yeah so....I know I'm a whitey but atleast I work out in the sun several hours for 5 days a week....so nenenenene!!!!!!!!!

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