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08-10-08, 02:58 PM #1
Question of the Day 8-10-08
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
08-10-08, 03:02 PM #2
Because you haven't googled enough?
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
08-10-08, 03:06 PM #3
Pay attention to the question. have you ever heard one?
08-10-08, 03:07 PM #4
08-10-08, 03:12 PM #5
Probably because people feel sorry for them because they're married to mother-in-laws.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
08-10-08, 03:13 PM #6
Maybe because they're more likely to be good with guns than mothers-in-law?
08-10-08, 04:46 PM #7
08-10-08, 05:19 PM #8
How could you tell a joke about a man who is only allowed to sit there and be quiet?To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
08-10-08, 05:21 PM #9
08-10-08, 06:00 PM #10
They own the shotguns
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