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08-10-08, 01:58 PM #1
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Question of the Day 8-10-08
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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08-10-08, 02:02 PM #2
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Because you haven't googled enough?
http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=815
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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08-10-08, 02:06 PM #3
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Pay attention to the question. have you ever heard one?
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08-10-08, 02:07 PM #4
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No, I read it.
Originally Posted by Reca
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08-10-08, 02:12 PM #5
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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Probably because people feel sorry for them because they're married to mother-in-laws.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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08-10-08, 02:13 PM #6
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Maybe because they're more likely to be good with guns than mothers-in-law?
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08-10-08, 03:46 PM #7
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Agreed! Originally Posted by Captain America
Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
-Winston Churchill
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08-10-08, 04:19 PM #8
There is no place like home....
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How could you tell a joke about a man who is only allowed to sit there and be quiet?
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08-10-08, 04:21 PM #9
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Because my father-in-law isn't a total pain in the ass...
Originally Posted by Jenna
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I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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08-10-08, 05:00 PM #10
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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They own the shotguns
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