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Thread: Been In Police Work Too Long?
08-11-08, 10:26 AM #1
Been In Police Work Too Long?
Top Ten Reasons Why You Know You Have Been In Police Work To Long:
1. You are arresting the sons of the sons of your former arrestees.
2. You think the Captain and commander are bed wetting liberals.
3. You can identify who's a Greyhound Bus passenger by his tooth and tattoo count.
4. You know that "two beers" will be at least a 0.20 BAC.
5. You believe that a permit should be required to be a parent (and you should be giving out the permits).
6. You believe that caffeine is a food group.
7. You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a dick.
8. You believe that suicide isn't always the wrong choice.
9. You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime.
10. You have co-workers that pay more in child support and alimony every month than you make in a year.Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]
08-11-08, 11:58 AM #2
08-11-08, 12:14 PM #3
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
08-11-08, 12:14 PM #4
08-11-08, 12:15 PM #5
Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?
08-11-08, 08:00 PM #6
9 out of 10. Retirement creeps closer and closer.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
08-11-08, 09:58 PM #7
08-14-08, 01:45 AM #8
Papa Bear: did we go to different schools together?
Very good points - reminded me of a few:
#1. Father to son, yeah, just add alcohol or dope. The DOB always reminds me of how many years I was on the job in that year. The hereditary crimainal class is an example of your welfare dollars at work. Criminals are an in-bred sub-species with a very small gene pool. Matriarchal centered breeding groups, with tax-payer subsidized breeding pens, with taxpayer supported females of breeding age with multiple males not presently incarcerated.
#2. You were the FTO for the present Capt or Commdr. They didn't do well then, but had more common sense than today...
#3. add long sleeves on a hot day, and "jail-house tan"
#4. As for "two-beers"? I always asked after hearing that "did you drink 2 beers right out of the pitcher?" Several answered "yeah, 2 pitchers".
#5. yep. see #1
#6. add chocolate and fench fries with tarter sauce
#7. being called names - I considered the street turds more sincere than the brass. At least the street turd would look you in the eye, and skip the Bill Clinton "handshake".
#8. suicides by child molesters, rapists, etc. were considered a successful effort towards "sincere and complete rehabilitation".
#9. overtime yes, Career felons can die a good death... as soon as possible and thus remanded to a "higher court"..
#10. before or after the payments for the boat, bike, or new wheels..?
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08-15-08, 11:06 AM #9
Good thread, LMAO.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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