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    I know Michael phelps secret......and he's cheating.........

    I believe I have found the source of Phelps success.

    Its his EARS.

    I don't think they are really ears. They're HUGE. They are certainly big enough to be flippers. I believe he had a plastic surgeon replace his normal ears with a set of modified ear flippers.....and thats why he is so fast in the water. Anyone else agree?
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    lol, now that is just funny!! But I have to agree with you on this one.

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    I think that they actually act to help break up the water - kinda like stationary fins - act like a stingray, break up the water- ya know?

    ok, maybe the fins thing is a better theory =/
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    I was thinking that they were openings for gills myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by armygrnt502 View Post
    I was thinking that they were openings for gills myself.
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    I think he was in that lame movie with Kevin Costner................Water World, I make fun of his ears every time we watch him swim. Jenn just keeps saying how fine he is and damn those are some sexy ass ears..............lol, plus the rest of his body. She only watches the Olympics when he is swimming, well let me correct that phrase. She only starts when he is swimming.................
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    You shut your pie hole....he is a beautiful statue of a man....not quite as beautiful as you but almost....and he looks so pretty in the water....from the neck down he is AMAZING....ok sorry got carried away a lil....but still not as hot as you baby!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennbeth72 View Post
    You shut your pie hole....he is a beautiful statue of a man....not quite as beautiful as you but almost....and he looks so pretty in the water....from the neck down he is AMAZING....ok sorry got carried away a lil....but still not as hot as you baby!!!!!
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    ....nu uh he is almost as hot as second chance....but I get to touch second chance I dont get to touch them ears....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennbeth72 View Post
    ....nu uh he is almost as hot as second chance....but I get to touch second chance I dont get to touch them ears....LOL
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    That, and his feet look like flippers.
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    If you watch him move in the water he simulates the movement exactly the same as a fish, even the way he breaths, his mouth moves the same as a fish.

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    I'm not going to be watching him swim.

    I was too busy watching the President slap that hot volleyball player on the ass.
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    Dude's a fish.....
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