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    I'm slowly going insane.

    I've worked 40+ hours this week and tonight I got called in to work a 13 hour dispatch shift tonight. I'm stuck sitting in this little room, pale white walls, no windows, my phone will not ring, and I'm already losing it.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH


    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

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    By 8am....the short bus will be picking me up to take me home.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Are the walls padded?
    Are the console and phone "real"?

    Send out for a pizza.
    Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous

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    The walls should be padded.

    I brought the PS2 tonight..

    Shhhh.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Dont worry, the walls wont start closing in until 2 am. And the phone will only ring when you cant save the game.
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    So what game are you playing?

    And are you okay? I just heard on the news that a short bus rolled by Big Rapids MI, and I know you dont like to wear your helmet
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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    The short bus ran me over. It was traumatic.

    I'm too lazy to dig out the ps2 and hook it up, pathetic i know.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    The short bus ran me over. It was traumatic.
    I am sorry, but I have a great line for this one but I am not that mean to share........ okay okay I will share but it is not true so dont get huffy or read into it

    "YEP I COULD TELL IT RAN YOU OVER, I SAW YOUR PIC ON ANOTHER THREAD"

    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    I am sorry, but I have a great line for this one but I am not that mean to share........ okay okay I will share but it is not true so dont get huffy or read into it

    "YEP I COULD TELL IT RAN YOU OVER, I SAW YOUR PIC ON ANOTHER THREAD"

    Kiss my pale white @ss.





    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    40 minutes!! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Did you ever hook up the PS2?

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    Newsflash, you are not *slowly* going insane.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
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    How can one slowly go insane, when one is already insane????
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

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    Geesh I wake up and I can feel the love!!!

    Nope never got the PS2 out. We had "other" entertainment last night haha.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Geesh I wake up and I can feel the love!!!

    Nope never got the PS2 out. We had "other" entertainment last night haha.
    Don't hold back you must tell us BTW in order kiss your pale behind I need to see pics
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

    The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Don't hold back you must tell us BTW in order kiss your pale behind I need to see pics
    A lost cell phone by someone never heard the "don't leave anything on your cell phone you don't want the world to see" rule.

    As for that picture, imagine the nicesest one you've ever seen and make it pale. There you go.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
    ~
    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    The Lord loves an optimist.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



 

 
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