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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Nice videos there , Five-0. The first one had several clips of Little Nickie Satan saying he was not going to be the Alabama head coach. I just realized he was referring to 2009 when he would jump ship on Alabama and move to a better job at William & Mary for $20.00 more a year on his contract and a $50 Walmart gift card.
    You do know that Les Miles makes more than Saban now right?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    You do know that Les Miles makes more than Saban now right?
    Longevity pay. Don't tell Saban that , he'll be trying to come back to LSU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Longevity pay.
    His last contract extension after Saban was hired put him above Saban per year in pay. No kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post


    Bare Bryant?
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    This image makes me think of James Dean for some reason , Five-0. Looks like the Bear is going to be disappointed in good Ol' Nick's joy stick . Viagra, Nick, Viagra. I know you can afford it.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post




    The trunk of Saban's car is probably full of college bumper stickers and license plates. Saban is nothing , if not prepared.
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    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    what are the Bama fans saying in the last video (hard to understand redneck without a translator).

    All I can say is The Master Plan has shifted into Plan B. Texas wins out. o.u. beats Tech. Alabama beats Florida. Then Alabama will be BCS #1 and Florida will fall out of the top contenders because they have 2 losses. Then Texas, Tech, and o.u. will all have 1 loss. The tiebreaker? BCS points. If Tech loses to o.u., then I think Texas will jump to 2nd overall by virtue of their 10 point win over o.u. and their only loss coming on the road by a single point. Then Texas and Bama play for it all, o.u. plays in some other BCS bowl game and Tech plays in the pets.com Turd Bowl at Shotwell Stadium in Abilene, Texas in front of 10,000 strong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    what are the Bama fans saying in the last video (hard to understand redneck without a translator).
    They said Alabama sucks , we wish we were LSU fans and have a BCS championship to our credit this millenium, Bob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post

    All I can say is The Master Plan has shifted into Plan B. Texas wins out. o.u. beats Tech. Alabama beats Florida. Then Alabama will be BCS #1 and Florida will fall out of the top contenders because they have 2 losses. Then Texas, Tech, and o.u. will all have 1 loss. The tiebreaker? BCS points. If Tech loses to o.u., then I think Texas will jump to 2nd overall by virtue of their 10 point win over o.u. and their only loss coming on the road by a single point. Then Texas and Bama play for it all, o.u. plays in some other BCS bowl game and Tech plays in the pets.com Turd Bowl at Shotwell Stadium in Abilene, Texas in front of 10,000 strong.
    Bob, did you figure the Master Plan out all on your own or did you have help from NASA computers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Bob, did you figure the Master Plan out all on your own or did you have help from NASA computers?
    I have a lot of practice figuring it out














    since o.u. beats Texas a lot in the RRS and I have to figure out what it will take to keep from going to the goldenshowers.com bowl.

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    Bob, you know you want to go to the goldenshowers.com bowl


    Hell, a lot of my money goes there every month
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    what are the Bama fans saying in the last video (hard to understand redneck without a translator).
    The LSU fans know and that is all that matters.

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    Screw Alabama. They are overhyped
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Screw Alabama. They are overhyped
    Guess that is why everyone seems to think that the Gators will take us behind the woodshed huh?

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    Nope, I just need Bama to lose
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    Have fun with that one Ryan


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    We'll see
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    Well Ball State won last night to move to 10-0. But it was an ugly looking game on national t.v. We needed to get some style points, and we didn't. The offense looked good, but the defense was off. All I can say about it is thank goodness they had their off game against a bad team. Here's wishing for some amazing upsets this week.

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    Baton Rouge Police Report

    I received this e-mail earlier today. I figured rather than start a new thread on this, I'd just put it here.

    Baton Rouge Police reported that an individual attempted to "egg" Coach Les Miles home last night.

    The report stated:

    An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Coach Miles house,
    3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors,
    and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.

    Looking at what was hit police officials say they are considering quarterback Jarrett Lee as the primary suspect.

 

 
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