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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    that may very well be the first time those particular keys have been pressed in that particular order to form those specific words (and not referring to women's basketball). God help Lubbock if that happens, because the students of the University of Sodom at Gomorrah (as my brother and I nicknamed Tech after a visit to some buddies who went there) will completely burn that town to the ground in a Copenhagen and whiskey fueled riot.
    Give him credit Bob, at least he didn't have Ball State as the National Champions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Give him credit Bob, at least he didn't have Ball State as the National Champions.
    If only I prognosticated with my heart..............

    But man, we got jobbed this week in the BCS rankings. Winning on the road and dropping 3 spots for it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post

    But man, we got jobbed this week in the BCS rankings. Winning on the road and dropping 3 spots for it.



    In my opinion a team should never drop in the rankings after a win. Winning is all that matter. Thats why all these coaches are always looking for style points by beating some little school 72-0.
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    Agreed completely, Captain. I remember a few years ago when that became an important part of the BCS system, and many coaches objected. Forcing teams to beat small schools by a large margin eliminates getting the backups reps on the big stage, pulling star players to keep them healthy, but above all it eliminates sportsmanship. A win is a win, you shouldn't have to embarass them for it to matter.
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    Question about Ball State. I thought I could name all 50 states. Maybe Ball was one of the states mentioned by Obama! HAHAHAHA!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    Question about Ball State. I thought I could name all 50 states. Maybe Ball was one of the states mentioned by Obama! HAHAHAHA!!
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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    OK....part 2 of The Master Plan v2.0 goes into effect this weekend. I never thought I'd say this, but o.u. - PLEASE beat Tech!!!!!! Then beat Okla A&M...that way, there'd be a 3-way tie atop the Big 12 south, which would force the tiebreaker as BCS percentage points, which I think Texas would win. If there's only a 2 way tie, then it goes head-to-head and Tech would own the advantage over Texas.
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    Hmmm... Oklahoma A&M. Where is that school located, Bob?
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    Question about Ball State. I thought I could name all 50 states. Maybe Ball was one of the states mentioned by Obama! HAHAHAHA!!
    If you can't find the state of your balls, you have issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, so Ball State is my balls! Okay, now I know why they are f**ked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    Oh, so Ball State is my balls! Okay, now I know why they are f**ked!
    Does that mean that your balls don't get their proper recognition either?

    One unofficial nickname for the school is Testicle Tech.
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    Testicle Tech! I like it!
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    Just because there is some rivalry between Ball State students and Indiana Univ. students, you can get a t-shirt here that says, "I'd rather BALL U than I U"
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    LSU................."losing to Ole Miss?????????"
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    Ehem, BOOMER SOONER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Ehem, BOOMER SOONER
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    LSU................."losing to Ole Miss?????????"

    This entire season has been embaressing,even when they have won,it has been ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Ehem, BOOMER SOONER
    Thank you for the win....now, the debate shall be on. Texas, o.u., or Tech. With a 3-way tie atop the Big 12 South, it will all come down to BCS percentage points. I think Texas has got a pretty convincing argument (only loss was on the 2nd to last play on the road, more wins against the top 15), but o.u. was pretty dominating last night. I don't think there's anything any of the 3 teams can do at this point...it's all up to the voters.

    Also, Alabama...you better beat Florida. If UF wins, then I think the Big 12 winner will somehow get squeezed out of the BCS Championship game in favor of 1-loss Alabama. Please win that game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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