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    Congrats to Texas, but they still suck.

    I wish we could play one more game after we win the National Championship against Texas so we can whoop there ass and shut them the hell up. It won't happen but it would be nice.




    BTW, Loblaw, how does one "HOOM 'EM"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    Oh....did I mention HOOM 'EM?!?!?!?!?!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Congrats to Utah. That game made me sick, but I have the class to give Utah their due. They definatly exposed Bama secondary. I was worried when Smith was suspended. When we lost another starter on OL we were sunk. Time to move on. It is recruiting time now. By the way, have y'all met Andrea Smith's replacement? May I introduce Mr D.J. Fluker, all 6'7" 350 lbs of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Dayum, Thats a huge Mo Fo
    He runs a 4.9 sec. 40 too. Size 22 shoe. All the recruting gurus say he isn't fat either. Everyone sees 375 lbs and they think fata$$. They say he dominated at the U.S. Army All-Star game. What is really going to be interesting is where Rueben Randell goes. My guess is it between Bama and LSU. They say he is another Julio Jones. I can only imagine what it will be like with him and Julio split out to each side of the field.

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    God, my beloved Cardinals really made themselves look like fools out there in the downpouring rain in the GMAC No One Really Cares Much Bowl. At least in the Buffalo game, you could tell that was a fluke game, but Tulsa just slapped Ball State like a little b*tch. It was painful to watch. Basically Tulsa completely shut down the Ball State running game, and Nate Davis wasn't good enough to win the game by himself. MiQuale Lewis had been one of the top rushers in the country, but Tulsa's run defense was on point. I'm not sure what to think about whether Davis will leave to go to the NFL or not. He played so poorly the last two games that I don't think NFL teams are going to care for him too much yet. But the flip side is the last two games felt so sh*tty that he probably wants to get the hell out of here. I pray he comes back for his senior season though. He's our only hope of making one more run at the national rankings.
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    I feel your pain. Boise State lost to Texas Christian University 16-17 in the Poinsettia Bowl. That sucked after a perfect regualr season. The only thing that consoles me is that we beat TCU in 2003 in a bowl game. It isn't much but it's something.

    I also think it sucks that Ball States coach took off like that.

    I like your idea of having the Mountain West and the WAC combine into one super conference.

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    Let me be the first to congratulate the Florida Gators on winning the National Championship! The whole game, it seemed that OU was the better team, but Florida made all the keys plays at the key times, and then pulled away for a very impressive win.
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!!!!!!! "BIG GAME BOB" MY ASS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!! Can't wait to hear all the o.u. fans talk tomorrow how it was the ref's fault!!!!!!
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    Here is some mud in OU's eye......The Tide scored more on Florida than the heralded OU offense. Big 12 superior indeed.

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    The SEC , home of champions, o.k.? Tebow didn't do too bad for the fourth best quarterback if he was in the Big 12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Big 12 superior indeed.
    In all fairness, Florida did not play the best team in the Big 12.
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    We lost AND they're discontinuing the McRib?!?!?!?! This is the worst day of my life!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    In all fairness, Florida did not play the best team in the Big 12.
    The Big 12 seems to think that they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post

    We lost AND they're discontinuing the McRib?!?!?!?! This is the worst day of my life!!!!!


    I agree with you about the McRib.
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    Motherfucker!


    It was all the ref's fault! We were screwed! It is not our fault! (Feel better Loblaw? )



    We suck once again in the big game, we should have been able to overcome the bad calls in the first half (they sucked for both teams equally IMO), and Bob screwed up once again. I am tired of them leaving us with blue balls every season. Congrats to the Gators, the SEC still sucks, and we would still beat the Shorthorns head to head.
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    Apparently, Oklahoma got Tebowed, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post

    We lost AND they're discontinuing the McRib?!?!?!?! This is the worst day of my life!!!!!
    No more McRIb?????????????
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    superman tim tebow pulled it out again. that kid may never amount to dick in the nfl, but he surely has been one of the best collegiate football players of all time. if i could pick one guy to build a college team around, he'd be it. i dont know the guy, but from what ive seen the kids just a natural leader, a hell of an athlete, and a beast of man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tapout View Post
    i dont know the guy, but from what ive seen the kids just a and a beast of man.
    He just eye balled you, spit on the ground, and kicked a rock at you as you walked by.....so now what? Inside joke.

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