Official College Football Trash Talking Thread

**Five-0** · 01-09-09, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Ryan

the SEC still sucks, and we would still beat the Shorthorns head to head.

1. The SEC had their way with the Big 12
2. The "Shorthorns" did beat you head to head.
3. Texas VS. Bama would have give both teams more to play for, and made for a better game/competition. Period. Even the LSU homers will agree with me on that, I'm willing to wager.

**tapout** · 01-11-09, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Five-0

He just eye balled you, spit on the ground, and kicked a rock at you as you walked by.....so now what? Inside joke.

well, then id have to give him the business...or die trying. nice

**Ryan** · 01-11-09, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Five-0

1. The SEC had their way with the Big 12
2. The "Shorthorns" did beat you head to head.
3. Texas VS. Bama would have give both teams more to play for, and made for a better game/competition. Period. Even the LSU homers will agree with me on that, I'm willing to wager.

1. Wrong
2. Couldn't do it again, and they know it as well as most of the rest of the country
3. Bama got blown out, so they would not have added to any form of competition against just about anyone. Texas played well, as did OU and Florida. Just because one team lost, does not mean it was not a good game. Believe it or not, under the new rules, one team must win and one team must lose.

**Terminator** · 01-11-09, 01:26 AM

I would much rather see an NFL trash talking thread. College football fucking sucks.

**Five-0** · 01-11-09, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Ryan

1. Wrong
2. Couldn't do it again, and they know it as well as most of the rest of the country
3. Bama got blown out, so they would not have added to any form of competition against just about anyone. Texas played well, as did OU and Florida. Just because one team lost, does not mean it was not a good game. Believe it or not, under the new rules, one team must win and one team must lose.

Did you watch the Cotton Bowl?

**Bob Loblaw** · 01-11-09, 10:21 PM

Man..I would seriously give my left arm for Texas to play o.u. RIGHT NOW on a neutral field. I'm not saying it would be a blowout, but Texas is a superior team and would win that game 9 or 10 times. But we'll just have to wait for the Cotton Bowl in October 2009 for Colt McCoy to cement his legendary status as a 4th Quarter Machine in the halls of Texas Football history.

**luckyme** · 01-13-09, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator

I would much rather see an NFL trash talking thread. College football fucking sucks.

Yeah, cause I want to see a bunch of millionaires ducking out of bounds, bitching about conspiracies that keep them from getting the ball, and the dumbest form of overtime ever imagined.

On another note, Auburn's new coach has surprised a lot of people, including me, with some great hires. Hopefully that will translate onto the field.

I will give the NFL credit for one thing, at least they have a playoff.

**Ryan** · 01-13-09, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw

Man..I would seriously give my left arm for Texas to play o.u. RIGHT NOW on a neutral field. I'm not saying it would be a blowout, but Texas is a superior team and would win that game 9 or 10 times. But we'll just have to wait for the Cotton Bowl in October 2009 for Colt McCoy to cement his legendary status as a 4th Quarter Machine in the halls of Texas Football history.

**Five-0** · 01-29-09, 10:01 PM

Good Read on DJ Fluker:

Alabama commit D.J. Fluker prodigious size, skill - Andy Staples - SI.com

**Five-0** · 02-04-09, 02:21 PM

National Signing Day 09 is upon us. I predict LSU and BAMA #1 and #2 respectively by the end of the day. The SEC as a whole is netting a boat load of talent.

http://alabama.rivals.com/teamrank.asp?SID=885

**IndianaFuzz** · 09-03-09, 10:44 PM

Oh s*@t! My beloved Cardinals freakin' suck this year. We just got beat by North Texas at home. The defense was atrocious. There will be no magical run this year. Only good thing is that because of last year, there will be a bunch of BSU games on tv this year. I can watch us lose from the comfort of my couch. All they can hope for now is one good upset. Then again they were picked to finish only 5th is their division of the conference. Oh well, I guess I have to pin all my hopes on Notre Dame (a scary thought) and Virginia Tech. I do like Florida though.

**Captain America** · 09-03-09, 11:31 PM

Keep selecting teams there Indy , your bound to find a winner in the group.

**Five-0** · 09-03-09, 11:33 PM

Alabama has a new special purpose Fullback:

**Captain America** · 09-03-09, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Five-0

Alabama has a new special purpose Fullback:

I hope he's " full " or Bama is going to need a new head coach. That's a big boy.

**Five-0** · 09-03-09, 11:43 PM

He has lost 30lbs since last year Captain.

**Terminator** · 09-03-09, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Five-0

He has lost 30lbs since last year Captain.

He needs to lose another 30! He looks like Juwanna Mann plus 90 pounds.

**Captain America** · 09-03-09, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Five-0

He has lost 30lbs since last year Captain.

What did he do Five-0 , trim his nails?

**Five-0** · 09-03-09, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

He needs to lose another 30! He looks like Juwanna Mann plus 90 pounds.

He has been trying to get down to about 355 so he can be a three down nose guard. Even when he was over 400 he could dunk. All of last year no team could block him with just one lineman. His job is to take up at least two lineman and free up our LBs (which as a unit our LB corps is the best in the nation). I was really surprised Terrance did not go pro after last year though. He is a beast and will make some serious bank at the next level in a 3-4 defense minded team.