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    I was struck by how she is not able to read. And she kept calling him Tim TiVo. The most revered student in the history of your school and you think his name is TiVo. Unreal...but the bathrobe was a classy touch on the floor of the House. Not to turn this into a political discussion, but this shit drives me crazy.
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    Fucking outstanding. That there is a prime example of what is wrong with Congress. Your never going to convince me that she can read a bill and understand what she's voting on to become law. I bet she gets calls from Nasty Nancy telling her which way to vote on issues. All that and she is a racist and a "Gata fan" to boot.
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    And they say gerrymandering is a thing of the past.

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    WTF was that waste of time BULLSHIT?? Sadly that manner of speaking is the most prevalent here, but somehow I expected more out of an elected official on the floor of the House. That she used the House's time with such inane, non-articulated drivel while wearing Muhammad Ali's castoff robe manages to make this entire fiasco a disgusting trifecta of stupidity, clownishness, and bad taste.
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    The only bad thing about being so close to football season is that winter will be here way too soon.

    It seems like when I work the first couple of games it's a thousand degrees on the field and you want to burn your vest. The rest you are in a parka and still freezing to death... There's no happy medium in Big 10 football.

    Oh well, I guess I can deal with the snow in a couple of months. After all, this is the year for the Badgers to win it all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISPTI View Post
    After all, this is the year for the Badgers to win it all!
    Oh my.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISPTI View Post
    After all, this is the year for the Badgers to win it all!
    Sounds like your already getting to much of the heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
    Sounds like your already getting to much of the heat.
    Hey, when it happens, remember you heard it here first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
    Sounds like your already getting to much of the heat.
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    Hey, when it happens, remember you heard it here first!
    When what happens , heatstroke
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISPTI View Post
    Hey, when it happens, remember you heard it here first!

    The only proven prediction of a National Championship I know of on this board was made by yours truely after Lousiana Monroe beat Bama. After that game I predicted a Championship in 09 for the Tide. I will have to find that post/thread. It might be in this long thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    When what happens , heatstroke

    I am discouraged by the general lack of faith on this board. I may be getting heatstroke. It did hit 90 for one of the first time this year today, but I think it's helping me see clearly this time!

    Props on the prediction Five-O, but Satan, errrr Saban doesn't have a chance this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISPTI View Post
    Props on the prediction Five-O, but Satan, errrr Saban doesn't have a chance this year.

    Better than average actually:

    College Football Future Odds at VegasInsider.com, The Leader in Sportsbook and Gaming Information - College Football BCS Future Odds, College Football BCS Futures

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISPTI View Post
    I am discouraged by the general lack of faith on this board. I may be getting heatstroke. It did hit 90 for one of the first time this year today, but I think it's helping me see clearly this time!

    Props on the prediction Five-O, but Satan, errrr Saban doesn't have a chance this year.
    I hate to rain on another man's parade but I'm compelled to point out the obvious.
    The Badgers cannot win a National Championship this year or any other year for that matter as they are not in the SEC.
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    For all those hoping nay praying for a drop off in the Bama D watch this video:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_K1i_EpswI&feature=re lated]YouTube - Rolando McClain Highlights + Commentary[/ame]

    Rolando was a freak but super intelligent when it came to running the D. I don't know if Donte will be as savy, but I think he has the physical tools to be even better. He is a damn monster. Having said that, Marcel Dareus.....pray to God that the NCAA locks him in a Chinese prison because he eats children and destroys dreams all day everyday after defending a girlfriend from a carjacking.

    In short this is beginning:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBDCneTums&feature=re lated]YouTube - BAMA Football 2010 Hype - "This Is The Beginning"[/ame]

    With the expansion of Bryant Denny...death valley will not be the only place registering on the Richter scale anymore.

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    Five-0 - they may be able to play a little ball... but they can't spell for shit...

    Mississippi has 2 "p"s in it

    Alabama Misspells Mississippi On Game Ticket - Video - WDSU New Orleans


    at least some things never change...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    Five-0 - they may be able to play a little ball... but they can't spell for shit...

    Mississippi has 2 "p"s in it

    Alabama Misspells Mississippi On Game Ticket - Video - WDSU New Orleans


    at least some things never change...

    Bama never did care if you could get any lern'n... as long as you could run (anyone remember Forrest Gump? cause he wasn't a smart man...)

    I blame the state of ARkansas:

    Scout.com: Checking on minor Internet rumor . . .

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    Man oh man, skip the first 25 seconds and get ready to get hungry. Would love to meet some OR members to eat at Dreamland. Damn I hungry now.

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    Yeah, why we are winning and your team is bitching:

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjYQbWFKKA&feature=su b"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjYQbWFKKA&feature=su b[/ame]

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    Moving along with the most popular thread on OR for yet another fun filled year.


    Bama did as I expected them to do and got the underclassmen in early. It finished 48-3 but it could have been 70, but the starters stepped down midway through the second quarter. AJ McCarron is going to be Big XII good in the pocket when his time comes. Eddie Lacy got motivated after an fumble into the end zone and hit his stride. Our new punter looked very good bombing the ball when he needed to, and our place kickers got it done. Still don't like seeing Julio Jones returning punts though. Game recap:

    San Jose State Spartans vs. Alabama Crimson Tide - Recap - September 04, 2010 - ESPN

    On another note, Florida State hammered my Alma Mater. Ouch. Oh and Ole Miss, CHOKE YOURSELF FOR MAKING THE SEC LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!

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    Gotta check out this post from another board that I haunt:


    Scout.com: SEC Predictions: GIF style

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