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    Anyone who says that Mallett is a Heisman candidate is a freakin moron. Arkansas would have won that game with about any other QB in there. Mallett is a choke artist at best. But kudos to Bama for stiffening up in the second half. They won the one game that was probably the most important of the season. I'm doubting anyone else will come that close to them again until their bowl game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Anyone who says that Mallett is a Heisman candidate is a freakin moron. Arkansas would have won that game with about any other QB in there. Mallett is a choke artist at best. But kudos to Bama for stiffening up in the second half. They won the one game that was probably the most important of the season. I'm doubting anyone else will come that close to them again until their bowl game.

    Welcome to the SEC Fuzz, we got Florida this next week. That could be a challenge as I think they have the best D in the SEC this year.

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    Florida doesn't look too scary to me. I think this is kind of a down year for the SEC, at least by comparison to the last few years. Auburn is maybe the second best team, and they don't impress me much. I honestly don't think the SEC has a team left that can really threaten Bama. LSU might have the defense, but not the offense. I think Bama would just have to simply lay an egg to lose before the bowl. With how Bama and Ohio St. are playing, I don't think Boise, TCU, or Oregon have much of a chance to get into the championship. But then again, as soon as you think everything is simple in college football, something crazy happens and its a whole new world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    But then again, as soon as you think everything is simple in college football, something crazy happens and its a whole new world.
    i.e. Texas on saturday..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pharmer View Post
    i.e. Texas on saturday..?
    that "incident" shall never be spoken of again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    that "incident" shall never be spoken of again.
    Did the starting TX QB get knocked out of the game or some other pansy wrapped sob story occur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Did the starting TX QB get knocked out of the game or some other pansy wrapped sob story occur?
    I guess the alabama educational system is to blame here. "Shall never be spoken of again" means "ya'll shut yer goldern moonshine hole 'bowtit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I guess the alabama educational system is to blame here. "Shall never be spoken of again" means "ya'll shut yer goldern moonshine hole 'bowtit."

    Translation = We played someone other than Baylor or SMU and got our asses kicked because we suck donkey dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Auburn is maybe the second best team, and they don't impress me much. .
    Hey! They looked good vs. SC I though. A lot better than against Clemson. If Newton would throw more I would be real happy. He sure can run though. I look for him to start showing up in Heisman voting, purely because of how much difference he alone makes for the team. Though I'd still pick Ingram for now.

    AU's got a pretty favorable schedule coming up. Two good home games against Arkansas and LSU, but other than those there looks to be a decent chance of it being on hell of an Iron Bowl. I could see us being a one lose team entering the UA game.

    And for the love of god, please someone beat Boise St/TCU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
    Hey! They looked good vs. SC I though. A lot better than against Clemson. If Newton would throw more I would be real happy. He sure can run though. I look for him to start showing up in Heisman voting, purely because of how much difference he alone makes for the team. Though I'd still pick Ingram for now.

    AU's got a pretty favorable schedule coming up. Two good home games against Arkansas and LSU, but other than those there looks to be a decent chance of it being on hell of an Iron Bowl. I could see us being a one lose team entering the UA game.

    And for the love of god, please someone beat Boise St/TCU.
    Right now you just go for on 4th down every time against LSU. If you punt you are punting to Peterson and that is just stupid. If you don't make it, you take on the LSU offense, and they are going nowhere right now. With the talent on that team that just leaves me shaking my head too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Right now you just go for on 4th down every time against LSU. If you punt you are punting to Peterson and that is just stupid. If you don't make it, you take on the LSU offense, and they are going nowhere right now. With the talent on that team that just leaves me shaking my head too.

    If LSU had consistent play from their quarterback(s) and offensive line they would be dangerous. They are good to go everywhere else.
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    Alabama talking to Florida:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    that "incident" shall never be spoken of again.
    Well dammit... another "incident." If this trend continues, no one will be able to discuss Longhorn sports until basketball rolls around...

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    Ha. USC lost. Today just keeps getting better and better.

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    Brilliant call by Les Miles at the end of the game to confuse the hell out of the Tennesee defense , forcing them into being penalized for having 14 players on the field.


    On the positive side, at least Jarett Lee's interception in the end zone wasn't run back for a touchdown , I guess that counts as improvement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Brilliant call by Les Miles at the end of the game to confuse the hell out of the Tennesee defense , forcing them into being penalized for having 14 players on the field.
    That dude has GOT to get somebody to watch the clock and hit him upside the head with a bat if if doesn't pay attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    I'm thinking that maybe someone's gotta hit him upside the head with a bat and say "hey coach - wanna get TWO plays ready in case one doesn't work?"
    I would say at least devote a whole practice to Jefferson learning how to spike the ball but he would probably overthrow the ground.
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