Official College Football Trash Talking Thread

[Ryan]

Not a chance. Boomer Sooner

[Bob Loblaw]

Not a chance. Boomer Sooner

Enjoy the Holiday Bowl this year! I heard it's on tv, too!!!!

[Captain America]

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That is all!

Bob , I think I'm going to have to throw a penalty flag on you for unnecessary bandwagoning. Where were you at the beginning of this thread? You didn't start posting big Texas fan until after Texas beat Oklahoma , reached No.1 and now stand a good chance of going undefeated. Am I the only one who noticed this. Does the term frontrunner mean anything to you , Bob?

[Bob Loblaw]

I wasn't aware of the existence of this thread until about a week ago, and even then I assumed it was SEC-centric because of the first few posts. I've been a Longhorn fan my whole life and now my Texan pride busts at the seems because i live in the heart of Sooner Nation. Suck it, mulletted masses of Norman!

[Captain America]

I wasn't aware of the existence of this thread until about a week ago, and even then I assumed it was SEC-centric because of the first few posts. I've been a Longhorn fan my whole life and now my Texan pride busts at the seems because i live in the heart of Sooner Nation. Suck it, mulletted masses of Norman!

Your timing is just a littttle suspicious, Bob. I think we're going to have to get a ruling from Commissioner Five-O on this one.

[Captain America]

I do like the mulleted masses of Norman crack, however.

[Ryan]

Sadly, the mullets were rare in Norman. The fem-mullet especially

Bob, what part of OK are you blessed with living/working in?

[Bob Loblaw]

Sadly, the mullets were rare in Norman.

you, sir, are wrong

[Five-0]

Bob I plan on making this a yearly standard at OR. I've been talking $hit to the LSU fans for going on what two years now? Yes this thread tends toward SEC play. There is a reason for that. Football is a passion in the South that rivals any other sports fanaticism. That and schools from the SEC tend to dominate several collegiate sports. I to have a problem with fans not becoming outspoken till after the big game is won. Lord knows I've eaten my share of damn it sandwiches. Now that you know about this thread and to look for this thread you are forever branded a Longhorn fan. Even after Mizzou beats them this week. Here are some links to bring you up to speed Bob:

http://officerresource.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=25227

The history of the Swamp Mafia and Five-0
http://officerresource.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=21720

Auburn's Family Tree
http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/aubfamily.html

[Five-0]

My team (Univ. of Minnesota) went 1-11 last year. I have no right to trash talk *anyone*

I think it is safe to say Minnesota has made a pretty good turn around so far.

[Bob Loblaw]

Thank you for your official ruiling, FiveO...TacticalII can testify to my true fandom of UT, which I flaunt at work around all the Sooners. I wasn't aware that anyone would talk Big XII with me around here, but I suppose I was wrong. Let the cartoons begin.

[TacticalII]

Thank you for your official ruiling, FiveO...TacticalII can testify to my true fandom of UT, which I flaunt at work around all the Sooners. I wasn't aware that anyone would talk Big XII with me around here, but I suppose I was wrong. Let the cartoons begin.

Don't let Loblaw fool you guys....he's a die hard OU fan!!!!!!! I swear he starts giggling like a schoolgirl at the mention of Bob Stoops.
































(Naw, he's telling the truth. He's a Texas fan )

[sweetpea]

[QUOTE=Five-0;391454]SweetPea my banner continues to fly thanks to the ol Ball Coach remaining undefeated against KY jelly. The theme of the week was: Open Season on Tigers

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[Captain America]

Thank you for your official ruiling, FiveO...TacticalII can testify to my true fandom of UT, which I flaunt at work around all the Sooners. I wasn't aware that anyone would talk Big XII with me around here, but I suppose I was wrong. Let the cartoons begin.

Well Bob , since we now have a ruling from The Commissoner let me be the first to officially welcome you to the thread. The Shorthorns suck.

[Bob Loblaw]

Well Bob , since we now have a ruling from The Commissoner let me be the first to officially welcome you to the thread. The Longhorns are the greatest football team ever amassed.

Thanks for the mighty kind welcome...I fixed your sentence for you. You had some inaccuracies there, bro!

[Five-0]

[quote=sweetpea;391997]

SweetPea my banner continues to fly thanks to the ol Ball Coach remaining undefeated against KY jelly. The theme of the week was: Open Season on Tigers

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Sore looser. Who does KY jelly play this weekend? Maybe you can get rid of that Bama flag in your sig.

[Captain America]

http://www.omahasteaks.com/gifs/big/tb013a.jpg

Bob, If your team mascot is commonly the guest of honor at dinner, your team sucks. I guess you can brag that it's an entree instead of a side dish like asparagus. Although the University of Texas Asparagus has a certain ring to it.

[Bob Loblaw]

http://www.omahasteaks.com/gifs/big/tb013a.jpg

Bob, If your team mascot is commonly the guest of honor at dinner, your team sucks. I guess you can brag that it's an entree instead of a side dish like asparagus. Although the University of Texas Asparagus has a certain ring to it.

These guys called...they want their mascot back.

[Captain America]

Remember what happened to Roy of Siegfried & Roy fame. A Tiger tore his ass up. I like to see a T-bone do that. Face it Bob, a Longhorn is a menu item to be eaten by meateaters like Bengal Tigers.

[sweetpea]

Sore looser. Who does KY jelly play this weekend? Maybe you can get rid of that Bama flag in your sig.

Not sore looser, I accept Ky loss but not the KY jelly thingy Actually I hope Bama can continue kicking butt. KY plays Arkansas saturday.