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08-18-08, 09:13 AM #1
8-18-08 Question of the day
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
08-18-08, 11:20 AM #2
Because even Tonto can't really stand him?
08-18-08, 11:38 AM #3
Because Tonto is not a Ranger
08-18-08, 12:31 PM #4
Wouldn't Silver be consider a Ranger?SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
08-18-08, 12:46 PM #5
Tonto doesn't count as a real person, period.Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
08-18-08, 01:05 PM #6
Between the two of them he was the only Ranger, silly!
08-18-08, 01:20 PM #7
Maybe Tonto was just a sleeper program in the Lone Ranger's cybernetic brain!
08-18-08, 02:41 PM #8
08-18-08, 03:19 PM #9
The One and Only, or only one = Lone
08-18-08, 09:42 PM #10
Because he was the sole survivor of a massacre carried out by the gang of outlaws he and the other Rangers were chasing.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
08-18-08, 09:45 PM #11
Earth to Jenna, the sleeper program joke is NOT, I repeat NOT funny!!!!
08-18-08, 09:51 PM #12
08-18-08, 09:54 PM #13
08-21-08, 09:54 AM #14Rookie
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if memory serves me right it was because he was the only ranger that survived a ambush/shoot out then tonto found him and saved him and blah blah blahGOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AT HOME AND ABROAD
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