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    8-18-08 Question of the day

    Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

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    Because even Tonto can't really stand him?

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    Because Tonto is not a Ranger

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    Wouldn't Silver be consider a Ranger?
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    Tonto doesn't count as a real person, period.
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    Between the two of them he was the only Ranger, silly!




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    Maybe Tonto was just a sleeper program in the Lone Ranger's cybernetic brain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pgrl View Post
    Because Tonto is not a Ranger
    Right on!!

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    The One and Only, or only one = Lone

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    Because he was the sole survivor of a massacre carried out by the gang of outlaws he and the other Rangers were chasing.
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    Earth to Jenna, the sleeper program joke is NOT, I repeat NOT funny!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Earth to Jenna, the sleeper program joke is NOT, I repeat NOT funny!!!!
    As opposed to which of my jokes that you think ARE funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    As opposed to which of my jokes that you think ARE funny?

    Good point!

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    if memory serves me right it was because he was the only ranger that survived a ambush/shoot out then tonto found him and saved him and blah blah blah
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