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08-22-08, 03:39 AM #1
Friday 5 8-22-08
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
5. How many bones have you broken?
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08-22-08, 05:01 AM #2
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
Drove drunk.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Yellow Apples
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
A watch
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
None
5. How many bones have you broken?
9 or 10For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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08-22-08, 07:00 AM #3Feeding my horse carrots in her pasture with the other horses rather than taking her out first. Luckily, I've only been bitten so far. Other than that, I'm pretty cautious1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
Omelets2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
My belly button ring
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
Never
5. How many bones have you broken?
None *knock on wood*
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08-22-08, 07:40 AM #4
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08-22-08, 08:01 AM #5
[quote=Reca;379124]1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death? I also have driven while intoxicated.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food? cheese
3. What is one thing you always have with you? glasses
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning? zero
5. How many bones have you broken? one /quote]
To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
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08-22-08, 10:49 AM #6
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
Let me count the ways... closest was when I dove into a pool that wasn't deep enough, landed square on top of my head.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Summer squash
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
Are you kidding? I'd forget my head if it wasn't bolted on. So I guess my tattoos?
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
As many as possible. Mornings suck, and alarm clocks more so.
5. How many bones have you broken?
Officially, two. Counting cracked fingers and toes that I never bothered seeing the doc for, 6 or so.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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08-22-08, 10:58 AM #7
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
I can't think of anything other than not paying attention when I swam out too far in Lake Erie once and almost drowned.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Scrambled eggs
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
Identification
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
Once or twice.
5. How many bones have you broken?
None
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08-22-08, 11:39 AM #8
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
Hmmm, probably forgetting to take insulin.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Bananas
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
My gun.
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
None. The little man doesn't let me.
5. How many bones have you broken?
Zero, though I've cracked a couple.--"D.B.A.D." --Me
--Life's tough...it's tougher if you're stupid.
--"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." -Elbert Hubbard
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08-22-08, 01:28 PM #9
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
I really should have been dead along time ago with all the stupid things I have done and I am only 27. The one thing that stands out the most is climbing under a moving train when I was 12.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Pineapple.
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
Phone and Gun.
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
Twice
5. How many bones have you broken?
14 but several have been broke more than once.Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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08-22-08, 01:28 PM #10
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
I'm scared of heights but let someone talk me into jumping off a railroad bridge. I didn't know it was only 6' deep. You don't have time for the rest of them.
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Corn
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
MY GUN
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
I don't
5. How many bones have you broken?
My nose 5 times, both middle fingers, and two ribsDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012

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08-22-08, 01:34 PM #11
1. Car surfing
2. Any kind of yellow fruit
3. Cellphone
4. 4-5-6-7 times
5. 2Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-22-08, 02:22 PM #12
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
At age 10 swam after a beach ball that floated away in a deep lake, thanks uncle John for saving my life!!!
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
Popcorn
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
A watch
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
Never
5. How many bones have you broken?
4Swamp Mafia

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
~Edmond Burke
Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never really care for anything else.
~Ernest Hemingway
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08-22-08, 02:25 PM #13
1. Continued swimming after I was really exhausted and almost drowned. My cousin saved me.
2. Snow
3. Cell phone
4. 2-3 times
5. ZeroThe views expressed in the above post are the sole opinion of the author and do not reflect any official position by the author's employer and/or municipality.
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08-22-08, 02:28 PM #14
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08-22-08, 02:30 PM #16
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08-22-08, 03:12 PM #17
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08-22-08, 03:20 PM #18
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08-22-08, 03:47 PM #19
1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
A few too many to list, when I was younger did plenty of stupid things, I guess the worst would be drinking and driving because it not only jeopardized myself but other too.
Car surfing, such fun on a snowy day!
Train surfing was fun too until someone lost a head 
2. What’s your favorite yellow food?
mmm, a tie between yellow rice, cheese and popcorn w/lots of butter!
3. What is one thing you always have with you?
My sense of humor and common sense, well most of the time, for the latter.
4. How many times do you hit the snooze button on a typical morning?
Now that I am retired, what is an alarm clock!
While I was still working, I learned to put the clock on the other side of the room (after several destroyed alarm clocks), this way I had to get up and not beat the crap out of it trying to snooze.
So the answer is Zero!
5. How many bones have you broken?
One fracture, 2 sprains (this is not including toes, broke 3 of those too)
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