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    8=31-08 Question of the Day

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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    Neither. These questions are getting more dumb everyday.

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    Dude he's dead! I thought the shell was physically linked to the skeletal system
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    It would be a very sad turtle Poor turtle
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    Soup?
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Soup?
    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Neither. These questions are getting more dumb everyday.
    There's no such thing as a dumb question!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
    Both!

    I want to see a movie about the epic battle between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Teenage Naked Homeless Turtles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    There's no such thing as a dumb question!
    Come work with me for a day, then we'll see if you still think that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool Breeze View Post
    Come work with me for a day, then we'll see if you still think that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool Breeze View Post
    Come work with me for a day, then we'll see if you still think that.
    Had a woman ask a friend of mine that is a retired detective from my department and now washes houses part time to supplement his fantastic retirement package if he would be able to wash her house Monday. He told her he would get to her Wednesday if Gustav didn't clean it to her satisfaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Neither. These questions are getting more dumb everyday.
    reminds me of one section of the site. term sounds off

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    My guess is that's homeless, naked, and dead...preferrably in a soup on my stove.
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    --"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." -Elbert Hubbard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Had a woman ask a friend of mine that is a retired detective from my department and now washes houses part time to supplement his fantastic retirement package if he would be able to wash her house Monday. He told her he would get to her Wednesday if Gustav didn't clean it to her satisfaction.
    Maybe she wanted it white-washed. (so she could find it easier after Gustav hit)

    Turtle soup anyone?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    reminds me of one section of the site. term sounds off
    I make statements, not ask questions about turtles and hot dog buns.

 

 

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