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08-31-08, 01:30 AM #1
8=31-08 Question of the Day
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
08-31-08, 01:52 AM #2
Neither. These questions are getting more dumb everyday.
08-31-08, 03:46 AM #3
Dude he's dead! I thought the shell was physically linked to the skeletal systemRomans 8:28-31
"Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"
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08-31-08, 04:02 AM #4
It would be a very sad turtle Poor turtleArm the sheep!
08-31-08, 04:14 AM #5
Soup?I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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08-31-08, 11:28 AM #11SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
08-31-08, 12:26 PM #12
08-31-08, 01:28 PM #13
Run over.Thereís a promise I need you to make
While Iím gone you take care of the love
And Iíll deal with the hate.
Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
08-31-08, 01:31 PM #14
My guess is that's homeless, naked, and dead...preferrably in a soup on my stove.--"D.B.A.D." --Me
--Life's tough...it's tougher if you're stupid.
--"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." -Elbert Hubbard
08-31-08, 03:14 PM #15
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
08-31-08, 03:16 PM #16
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