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Thread: 8=31-08 Question of the Day
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08-31-08, 01:30 AM #1
8=31-08 Question of the Day
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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08-31-08, 01:52 AM #2
Neither. These questions are getting more dumb everyday.
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08-31-08, 03:46 AM #3
Dude he's dead! I thought the shell was physically linked to the skeletal system
Romans 8:28-31
"Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"
The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Sheriff, County Board, or any member of my department.
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08-31-08, 04:02 AM #4
It would be a very sad turtle Poor turtle
Arm the sheep!
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08-31-08, 04:14 AM #5
Soup?
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...

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08-31-08, 04:49 AM #6
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08-31-08, 07:24 AM #7
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08-31-08, 07:26 AM #8
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08-31-08, 09:03 AM #9
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08-31-08, 10:03 AM #10
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08-31-08, 11:28 AM #11
Had a woman ask a friend of mine that is a retired detective from my department and now washes houses part time to supplement his fantastic retirement package if he would be able to wash her house Monday. He told her he would get to her Wednesday if Gustav didn't clean it to her satisfaction.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens
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08-31-08, 12:26 PM #12
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08-31-08, 01:28 PM #13
Run over.
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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08-31-08, 01:31 PM #14
My guess is that's homeless, naked, and dead...preferrably in a soup on my stove.
--"D.B.A.D." --Me
--Life's tough...it's tougher if you're stupid.
--"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." -Elbert Hubbard
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08-31-08, 03:14 PM #15
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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08-31-08, 03:16 PM #16
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