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    Can anyone explain this?

    OK, Person 1 gets coffee and it's on the kitchen table. They go outside, come back in, and in the interim, the beverage has spilled. They pick up the cup and have a 2 minute conversation on why the coffee got spilled (did a cat bump it? Is the cup leaking?) and yet they STILL LEAVE THE SPILLED COFFEE there for Person 2 to clean up. Why!?
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    To piss you off, of course!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    To piss you off, of course!
    Probably. hehe Silly boys.
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    For the same reason I vacuumed the couches and carpets at my friends house when i got there last night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    For the same reason I vacuumed the couches and carpets at my friends house when i got there last night.
    And what reason is that? Because you're cleaning and not leaving messes there for someone else to clean up, I have no idea what you're saying. heh
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    Yea, i don't know what i'm saying either. lol. I'll be over there in the corner if you need me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Yea, i don't know what i'm saying either. lol. I'll be over there in the corner if you need me.
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    Is this one of those logic brain teasers?




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    Person 2 is the hostess, so she better get the mop out and get busy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retmilleo909 View Post
    Person 2 is the hostess, so she better get the mop out and get busy.
    Is this the nice way of saying "Get in the kitchen and make me some dinner, bitch"? hehehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Is this one of those logic brain teasers?
    If there were any logic involved, I'd say yes...but alas, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    OK, Person 1 gets coffee and it's on the kitchen table. They go outside, come back in, and in the interim, the beverage has spilled. They pick up the cup and have a 2 minute conversation on why the coffee got spilled (did a cat bump it? Is the cup leaking?) and yet they STILL LEAVE THE SPILLED COFFEE there for Person 2 to clean up. Why!?
    Woman's work! Duh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    For the same reason I vacuumed the couches and carpets at my friends house when i got there last night.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Nah, just being nice to a single mom who works way too hard. I was trying to earn some brownie points with the wimminfolk on here by showing how nice a guy I am. Why, i don't know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Make sure you put your helmet on too
    After that bus crash, I always make sure to wear my helmet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Nah, just being nice to a single mom who works way too hard. I was trying to earn some brownie points with the wimminfolk on here by showing how nice a guy I am. Why, i don't know.
    Er, nsb - the fail was because you missed the meaning of the post.

    She was kvetching about men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Are you Person #1?
    I wouldn't have posted this is I was Person 1 because then I would have already understood the motivation behind leaving spilled beverages on tables.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Er, nsb - the fail was because you missed the meaning of the post.

    She was kvetching about men.
    Not really. I was really hoping there was some explanation.

    hehehe
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