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    Sad time of the year-Not for pre-teens

    Not for pre-teens. Teenagers can tell you what they are all about least you have forgotten.

    6.6 Million Liters of Beer, 104 Oxen and No False Teeth

    It's that sad time of year again -- the Munich Oktoberfest is over. But the annual post-Oktoberfest statistics on beer and oxen consumption make for entertaining reading, as does the list of lost items which for the first time since records began does not include a set of false teeth.

    Members of staff found 680 identity cards and passports, 410 wallets, 360 keys, 265 spectacles, 280 mobile phones and 80 cameras, one set of diving goggles, one set of angel's wings, a superman costume and four wedding rings.

    A long-haired Dachshund was also found roaming the festival ground, but was later reclaimed by its owner.

    "For the first time, no dentures were found," the Munich city press department said with a mixture of surprise and disappointment. "Is this a sign of demographic change, good dental hygiene or a higher rate of tooth implants?"

    DID ANYONE LOSE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING??


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    Nope, still got mine. Looks a lot like the top center picture, though.
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    In honor of Oktoberfest, I watched Beerfest the other night. Good boobage in that flick, and decently funny.

    "I want to stick my dick in it!"
    "I want it to stick its dick in me!"
    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    I will claim all those lost and found items just so they don't get lonely
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