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10-09-08, 11:56 PM #1
Advice wanted for my hot date on Sunday
Literally right before I head to the beach for a week of vacationing and craziness, I've got a hot date with a fit, athletic, attractive female. This is our first date. She's seems to be a genuinely nice person, and the place we're going should make for a fun time.
It's been a few months since I've been in 'that' scene, so to speak. Does anyone have any advice for me? I feel like a teenager all over again. What can I say, the girl's got me excited.
10-10-08, 12:18 AM #2
I started to dispense some smart-alec advice, but decided against it since you're hard up, so to speak.
Unfortunately, that's the only kind of advice I have fo you
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10-10-08, 12:21 AM #3
10-10-08, 12:24 AM #4
Just be yourself!
10-10-08, 12:25 AM #5
[quote=Terminator;391084]Literally right before I head to the beach for a week of vacationing and craziness, I've got a hot date with a fit, athletic, attractive female.
This is our first date. She's seems to be a genuinely nice person, and the place we're going should make for a fun time. It's been a few months since I've been in 'that' scene, so to speak. Does anyone have any advice for me? I feel like a teenager all over again. What can I say, the girl's got me excited.
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10-10-08, 12:27 AM #6
Show up with whiskey, slap her on the ass, and tell her she is in for a helluva ride!
Or just have fun"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
10-10-08, 12:47 AM #7
I got back into the dating scene on a small scale over the last few months. It was fucking weird, after not having been on a 'first date,' for about 6 years.
Its really hard for me to believe that, in my freshmen year of college, I went on a LOT of dates and could get numbers without even trying. Of course, I guess thats what time and pounds do to ya
At the end of the day, I've forgotten almost every date that didn't work out, and would probably have trouble recognizing half of them on the street...so just go all out, be yourself, and hope for a handjob at the end of the night--
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10-10-08, 01:48 AM #8
the trick is let her do most the talking. that way you get to know her way good. and she will like that your paying close attention to her. god knows most woman like to talk about themselves =)
10-10-08, 01:57 AM #9
CAVEMAN: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
TERMINATOR: Cause I'm tired...
CAVEMAN: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
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10-10-08, 08:13 AM #10
As soon as you see her, let out one nasty, juicy fart. If she sticks around she's a keeper. However, if she returns fire, you may want to run. Especially if it's louder and nastier than what you laid down.
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10-10-08, 08:59 AM #11
WHere'd you meet her dude?
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10-11-08, 01:43 AM #12
Chicks enjoy 'dick tricks', Term...well....the classy ones anyway
I suggest you start with a little move called 'The hamburger', follow that up with 'The eifell tower' and finish with ' The wrist watch'.
Stick a fork in this one..cause its done!
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10-11-08, 12:27 PM #13
Term, just have fun and be yourself. However...don't talk about your giant penis and how great you are. She'll figure that out on her own.--"D.B.A.D." --Me
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10-11-08, 01:15 PM #14
Be a gentleman and be yourself. Go with the flow and have a nice time.
10-11-08, 03:24 PM #15
I agree with all who have said to be yourself and have fun!
10-11-08, 09:53 PM #16
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