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03-08-06, 09:44 PM #1
Interesting facts about Chuck Norris
These are some great facts about the legend Chuck Norris. I researched them all and it turns out they are true. If you deny they are true, Chuck Norris will round house kick you until your tears bleed.
Chuck Norris dosen't sleep. He waits.........
03-09-06, 07:37 AM #2
I love Chuck
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up.....
He throws downNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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03-09-06, 09:22 AM #3
One time, while watching gay porn, Chuck Norris swallowed his remote control because he thought it would feel good on the way out.
03-09-06, 09:23 AM #4
When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many sex scenes?"
03-09-06, 10:11 AM #5
Chuck is a legend in his own shower....
03-09-06, 10:26 AM #6
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS
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