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    Interesting facts about Chuck Norris

    These are some great facts about the legend Chuck Norris. I researched them all and it turns out they are true. If you deny they are true, Chuck Norris will round house kick you until your tears bleed.

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    Chuck Norris dosen't sleep. He waits.........

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    I love Chuck

    Chuck Norris doesn't throw up.....

    He throws down
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    One time, while watching gay porn, Chuck Norris swallowed his remote control because he thought it would feel good on the way out.

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    When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many sex scenes?"

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    Chuck is a legend in his own shower....

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    Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS

 

 

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