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10-18-08, 06:31 AM #1
Columbo meets Obama
DICSLAIMER: It is very late and I haven't checked this on Snopes,so if it is false----mea culpa.
A different slant on the Democratic Party's messiah.
Columbo still scratching his head.
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . .
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, Sir. Um . . . I know
you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean running for president is
very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you Sir. I will only take
a minute. Ok Sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I
was wondering Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule
and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this
on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know?
Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a
Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you
could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get
right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the
wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so.
Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I
need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or
"Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or
something, so if you could you tell me where these things are -- I --
I have them writt en down here somewhere -- oh wait. Sorry about the
smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you please help me find these things Sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
Oh and one more thing Senator, I can't seem to find any
articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a
Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me Sir?
Oh but, hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much
for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back
tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, You know? I
mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back
tomorrow. And the day after. . .
What's that Senator? Who wants to know these things?
We the People of the United States of America . You know, the
ones that vote.
10-18-08, 09:54 AM #2"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
10-18-08, 10:05 AM #3
Yes. I'm sure he didn't actually graduate from college. Or register with the Selective Service. Or was actually born. Barack Obama is a ghost who descended from the depths of hell to destroy America.
The man has been campaigning for 20 months...if there was something to "find out", it would be found out by now. Especially if it were something as rudimentary as "he's not a natural born US citizen" or "he didn't really graduate from college" or "he never registered with the Selective Service."
10-18-08, 10:07 AM #4
Obama's Medical Records (if you can believe that commie pinko liberal rag the Chicago Sun Times!!! They probably made this up because they're so far in the tank for bHo!!!):
10-18-08, 10:08 AM #5
Obama Illinois State Senate Record (totally manufactured..probably not real):
10-18-08, 10:13 AM #6
Information on Obama's work as a lawyer : http://www.suntimes.com/news/politic...-law17.article
10-18-08, 10:15 AM #7
Obama's Certification of Live Birth: http://images.dailykos.com/images/us...ertificate.jpg
10-18-08, 10:36 AM #8
10-18-08, 11:15 AM #9
Hold up everyone. Bob's linking liberal sites like the Daily Kos, and New York Times for reference to prove this wrong. It must be true.
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10-18-08, 12:26 PM #11
Good job Loblaw, way to SMASH those nasty rumors! I think you've effectively swung an additional 3 votes Obama's way!!!
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10-18-08, 06:25 PM #16
You know where the horn on the unicorn is going after Obama gets elected? Yep , right up every taxpayer's ass. " Time for Change ". Change will be all that is in your pocket.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
10-18-08, 08:51 PM #17
While I am no huge McCain fan, there is just something about Obama that makes me uneasy. I am not as educated as I should be about the candidates, I do think that Obama seems just a bit too slick. Say what you want about him, but you can't dispute that he has really just kind of come out of nowhere. I remember how big a deal he was when he was elected to Illinois' senate...and I remember that that was just a few years ago. I dunno...he just seems very, very manufactured. I know all politicians are manufactured to a large extent, but the fact that Obama seems that way just makes it all the more unusual and unsettling. I bought a book about him the other day and it really is eye-opening. Granted, the author is a self-admitted conservative, but I chose his book because he takes a distrusting, yet still respectful tone. He starts off the book condemning the people that rest their arguments with stuff like Obama supposedly not respecting the flag, being a secret Muslim, etc. He states that he puts no credence into these arguments against Obama, and rests his arguments (mostly) on Obama's political record. The book is called "The Case Against Obama: The Unlikely Rise and Unexamined Agenda of the Media's Favorite Candidate" if anyone wants to check it out. So far, I have found it (obviously) biased towards the conservative, but it is mostly free of empty emotive rhetoric.
Again...given his views, I don't know how any cop can support him. Disregard hot buttons like abortion, gun ownership, etc. I'm thinking more along the lines of constitutional law, search and seizure, etc. I shudder to think what his Supreme Court picks will be."If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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